It's only a week until Christmas ( Read more... )

[Gaelic;]

Celty, I'm sorry. I think I only made everything worse. Are you okay? Did anything happen on your end?

I'm okay. Not dead, I didn't die.

[/Gaelic;]

I fucking quit.

Anybody got a fag I can have?

Also this music is shite.

Fucking shite weekend.

First off: Amory, you fucking owe me. I don't want to see your fucking face for the next two weeks, first thing, so no favors, no housecalls, nothing. You're fucking lucky I didn't pipebomb your bloody apartment ( Read more... )

Fifth of fucking November.

You'd think that a country that's had its fucking share of people trying to fucking blow up their center of government would get a fucking clue about how they treat people, wouldn't you? But power of the sword, and all that shite ( Read more... )

When I was a kid, all I ever fucking wanted was for me da to see me. I mean, I'm the oldest, and I didn't think that he saw me. He spent a lot of time with me, sure, but he didn't really give a shite about meThen when I left for Belfast, all I fucking wanted was for the bloody tan to get the fuck off Ireland and to go back to bloody Britain. I ( Read more... )

Okay.

Because that last curse was just fucking stupid, let's get one thing straight ( Read more... )

Oh for fuck's sake.

If this is a little nod to the fact that this is standard fucking practice for Irish stories - yeh know, hands on backwards, heads missin', shite like that, yeah that's fine.

But I'm not fuckin' amused.

Can someone come get me? I'm in the bloody lab.

[ooc: sob Eden has been beheaded]

All right, there's a fuckload of new people around here and the whining just hit through the roof, so here's the deal ( Read more... )

Okay.

It's August.

I turn 20 at the end of this month.

After the last couple months with the vampirism and the fucking slugs and the missing people and not to mention the bleeding fact that he's back, shite I need this to not be a fucking filled to the brim action packed month of bloody adventure, all right?

Anyway.

AnywayAfter the shite baked ( Read more... )

All right, people, I need yehr help to decide somethin'.

I was told that Chase (he's the blond) is just checkin' for a mole.

Now.

What do you think?

[The screen flickers and a video feed begins. The men's shower room at the city hospital is brightly lit and hot enough to cast steamy halos around the two water-slick men pressed into a corner of ( Read more... )