By all means, cause more trouble. It's great entertainment. They're all so helpless though...I think if I wafted a pizza near them they'd go crazy and try to eat my hand off to get it or something. Anyway, I've been looking for pictures of really starving children to put on there with a sign "This is you! Congratulations" but I can't find any. Maybe if you can find one, stick that up. :)
Oh good lord, that would be amazing! Isn't the internet a great place for trouble makers?
I had a great laught the other day...I had been using a parenting chat room posing as a 30 something male with a 3 year old daughter. I had befriended all the users, and we talked about "our" children..this went on for about 2 months..then, I went in there, saying "oh no, god...my daughter is in Hospital! I'm so ashamed! it's my fault!" They were all going "it's ok, you can tell us, we're here to help!" I replied that she had broken her jaw...and that she was in A+E, and that I felt terrible.
Anyway, after winding them all up abit more, with them begging to tell them what happened, I replied..."well, I had my dick in her mouth."
Deadly silence as all the users stared in disbelief...then frantic typing: "YOU SICK FUCK!" "I'm calling the police right now!" "Thats not even funny!"
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Jesus, it made me laugh...well done, is all I really wanted to say.
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I had a great laught the other day...I had been using a parenting chat room posing as a 30 something male with a 3 year old daughter. I had befriended all the users, and we talked about "our" children..this went on for about 2 months..then, I went in there, saying "oh no, god...my daughter is in Hospital! I'm so ashamed! it's my fault!" They were all going "it's ok, you can tell us, we're here to help!" I replied that she had broken her jaw...and that she was in A+E, and that I felt terrible.
Anyway, after winding them all up abit more, with them begging to tell them what happened, I replied..."well, I had my dick in her mouth."
Deadly silence as all the users stared in disbelief...then frantic typing: "YOU SICK FUCK!" "I'm calling the police right now!" "Thats not even funny!"
Oh, how I did chuckle.
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