Adieu, my love for Natalie Portman

[eidolonamorata]

So, Natalie went and got herself knocked up on the set of Black Swan.
She already looks fat and distorted (see picture for reference).

Comments

[jitusk]

What are you talking about
Don't you realise
all a female has to look forward to
that she should eventually work towards
is pregnancy and child rearing

Gawsh, Naarah. Get with the normative program here.

-- Honestly though, buu. On set? Really? How old is she, even?

[eidolonamorata]

I think she's the same age or a few years older than I am, so 25 or over. Not that it's too young to have a kid, but... I weep to think of her beautiful figure and carefree personality being consumed by an accident.