I got to thinking, after the fan moment, - as every female does - of what it would be like to be married to Zac Efron, and realized for me, it would look something like this:
"Zac, sweety, do you have your lunch bag to take to work with you today?"
"Do you need me to drive you to the studio or are your little friends going to come pick you up?"
"Now, don't play with your friends after work. Come right home because we are eating at six."
"How was your day, sweety? Were the boys mean to you at the studio?"
And then THAT AWKWARD MOMENT would happen.
I would show up at the studio, get right up in that little boy's face, and ask, "Do you have a problem with my HUSBAND?! Do you thinking biting my husband is FUNNY?! Do I need to talk to your mother about this?!"
And then I would go home, but the little boy would never bite Zac Efron again.
Damnit, now I have this entire studio (daycare) scene w/cameras, etc., in my head with kneeling Zac hammering away on some legos, Miles seated on the floor looking confusedly from the Barbie Doll he has in one hand and the Tonka toy truck in the other, trying to decide which one he *really* wants to play with, and MBJ, the tip of his forefinger in his mouth, approaching the teacher and bashfully asking, as he holds up a G.I. Joe, "Ms. Smith, why are da men white
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I should be reading The History of Sexuality Vol 1 for class but this is so much more fun.
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"Zac, sweety, do you have your lunch bag to take to work with you today?"
"Do you need me to drive you to the studio or are your little friends going to come pick you up?"
"Now, don't play with your friends after work. Come right home because we are eating at six."
"How was your day, sweety? Were the boys mean to you at the studio?"
And then THAT AWKWARD MOMENT would happen.
I would show up at the studio, get right up in that little boy's face, and ask, "Do you have a problem with my HUSBAND?! Do you thinking biting my husband is FUNNY?! Do I need to talk to your mother about this?!"
And then I would go home, but the little boy would never bite Zac Efron again.
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