Local Man Takes Trip

[eggwards]

✓ Yesterday I woke up and my chest was still sore from working out on a new machine at the gym. Chris had a hard time sleeping the night before so I was trying to be quiet to let Joey out and let him sleep. Of course this wasn't to be as my feet slipped on the stairs

Comments

[owenthomas]

Hmm, I write headlines for a living, and I see nothing wrong with those two. You'd have to be unforgivingly literal not to understand the meaning of the first, and while I understand how the second gave you a chuckle, there's nothing in the way it's written that suggests to me the interpretation you took away.