It's Not In The Cards

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I realized a couple of weeks ago, sometime after my birthday, that I'm a grown up. How do i know that? This year none of my family gave me cash in a birthday card. It's the first time it's ever happened. I guess as I'm now with my own relationship away from the parents, they didn't think I needed such little things

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[metacub]

Speaking of JonBenet, you should go see Little Miss Sunshine, if only for the miniature beauty queens.

Sorry to hear you've grown up, though.

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I haven't grown up that much - as Chris will tell you, but I guess that i'm supposed to be one. When I actually do accounting to look at my finaces, and maybe use quicken, then I guess I'll be a grown up. for now, guess work is fine.

[redgtbear]

Thailand? Isn't that where lecherous men have sex with underage kids?

Isn't that where Rush Limbaugh was returning from when he was stopped for the "illegal" bottle of viagra he had in tow? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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I thought it was some Carrebian nation, but hey, he's single again (after his third marriage) so why not go for it?

How do people like him and Larry King get married anyway?

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Well, the tide has changed now that they see the real inconsistencies in the story, and the media tries to scramble to show that they really are reporters and not just leapingat press releases. Shameful, really.

Really, Florida can't have all the crazies, right?

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I thought you'd already been a regular customer of the King and I hotel and resort!

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Are your mother and father separated? Since mine are still together, I always see presents as coming from the both of them.