I spilled baby powder on my lap. Fuck me.

Time for updates! This is going to be a very long entry! Brace yourself ( Read more... )

Dani is the sex.

She is so next to me right now.

Tonight was interesting ( Read more... )

She's sexy ( Read more... )

I am really happy. ♥

and no that was not sarcasm.

playswthsqurrils: haha this one time. . .
playswthsqurrils: I got this lady who called me
playswthsqurrils: and she made me answer like this sex survey thing .. . about my vagina and sex life and stuff and she sent me a $10 check in the mail
playswthsqurrils: it was awesome.

I cannot stop laughing, seriously. Crystal Pontius, will you be my

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The worst part of my weekend was getting snow down my pants while digging out my car ( Read more... )

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