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finally!

partying in austin tonight for halloween.
val said she has a ninja sword.
i hope amanda found her wig last night.
i hope taylor makes more kaluha.
i'm pumped.

yes, yes, yes!

i can't wait.

I BOUGHT A MARIO LANZA RECORD TODAY FOR 99 CENTS!!!

i love when my manager calls me and says "hey how's it goin? well, you don't have to come in to work tonight"

now, i have to decide what i'm going to do.

but right now i'm going to find more parts of my costume.

and i've decided that i really like people who like wine, and if you don't then i don't understand you.

I have my Halloween costume! Everything worked out and it turned out to be really cheap!

and i got amanda one too. she's going as a "sppppy, in the house of loooove"

amanda, don't go to work. lets go to austin instead. i think that is what we are going to do. yes, yes it is.

YAY!

this halloween better make up for last! bliggity blunk!$@%^%$

i've finally figured out what i'm going to be for halloween. and i'm pumped. i'm not going to tell anyone.. except amanda.. and a few other people... and anyone who really cares. but finally all the stressing is over.

cold weather reminds me of one thing: turkey fry.
and i can't wait for turkey fry!

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