Scale.

[eeyoredung]

I am cursing the store for selling me a scale that gives results with 100 percent accuracy. Anyone up for lunch? We're having lettuce wedges and warm water. Snorting lines of Dexatrim BEFORE and AFTER my meal is not entirel out of the question.

Comments

[dodgingwndshlds]

Oh honey, you shouldn't listen to scales! On some days, the burden of fabulousness just weighs more than on others... I think it has something to do with the stars or something...

[ms_pooka]

there's no such thing as 100% accuracy with weight. you can always calculate a margin of error using your clothing and shoes and the time of day and what is in your bladder and bowels. it's a tricky science.

[hermes3x3]

mmm lettuce wedges my favorite!

[crossbonesdj]

Screw the scale!

(Love you sweetie!)

[tallted]

...if you could buy real dexatrim anymore. -sigh-