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Dinner For Two; T(ish...); Slightly angsty; mentions of MPreg eviinsanemonkey August 29 2015, 18:48:00 UTC
"Dash, where's dad ( ... )

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RE: Dinner For Two; T(ish...); Slightly angsty; mentions of MPreg froodle August 29 2015, 20:15:28 UTC
gave that whole "nothing's gonna happen anyway" conversation when they ran out of condoms an interesting ending.

I guess theres really no such thing as safe sex with possibly an alien maybe clone perhaps a frankenteen?

I love this, and I love the idea of simon and mars bringing the bureau into the 21st century, and I love that this is the perfect gift for dash-as-adult.

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Re: Dinner For Two; T(ish...); Slightly angsty; mentions of MPreg eviinsanemonkey August 29 2015, 22:07:51 UTC
heehee, you know bringing the bureau up to the 21st century was Simon's idea. Mars was like 'Let's just steal it! It's too much work and they suck.' And Simon was like *not listening* *makes deal*

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RE: Re: Dinner For Two; T(ish...); Slightly angsty; mentions of MPreg froodle August 29 2015, 22:10:26 UTC
Mars was like 'Let's just steal it! It's too much work and they suck.'

Obviously Dash is a bad influence!

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Re: Dinner For Two; T(ish...); Slightly angsty; mentions of MPreg eviinsanemonkey August 29 2015, 22:11:13 UTC
to be fair they didn't make the best first impression on Mars.

not that he made the best first impression on them

but y'know

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RE: Re: Dinner For Two; T(ish...); Slightly angsty; mentions of MPreg froodle August 29 2015, 22:15:45 UTC
they were a LOT worse. he was startled by a giant eye; Lodgepoole threatened to have him "misplaced". They really DO suck; Simon shouldnt be helping those dicks.

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Re: Dinner For Two; T(ish...); Slightly angsty; mentions of MPreg eviinsanemonkey August 29 2015, 22:17:09 UTC
well simon's a big ol' softie.

also he was probably thinking of future needs to associate with the bureau and didn't want to burn the bridges.

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RE: Re: Dinner For Two; T(ish...); Slightly angsty; mentions of MPreg froodle August 29 2015, 22:30:51 UTC
is it weird that I read this and was instantly like, oh, I want arsonist simon now...

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Re: Dinner For Two; T(ish...); Slightly angsty; mentions of MPreg eviinsanemonkey August 29 2015, 22:43:47 UTC
this is the part where Simon is possessed by a homicidal ghost isn't it?

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RE: Re: Dinner For Two; T(ish...); Slightly angsty; mentions of MPreg froodle August 29 2015, 23:08:11 UTC
I dunno, I like the idea of it just being simon... you know its the cuties that go seriously nuts when they finally snap

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Re: Dinner For Two; T(ish...); Slightly angsty; mentions of MPreg eviinsanemonkey August 29 2015, 23:11:52 UTC
I am quite literally trying to decide if I want to throw up a "Simon goes bugnuts" prompt...

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RE: Re: Dinner For Two; T(ish...); Slightly angsty; mentions of MPreg froodle August 29 2015, 23:17:28 UTC
DO. IT.

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Re: Dinner For Two; T(ish...); Slightly angsty; mentions of MPreg deifire August 30 2015, 01:05:10 UTC
I'm convinced Simon is the only one of the trio who is any good at long-term planning. At times, he wonders how the other two would even manage to survive without him around.

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Re: Dinner For Two; T(ish...); Slightly angsty; mentions of MPreg eviinsanemonkey August 30 2015, 01:44:02 UTC
oh totally

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RE: Re: Dinner For Two; T(ish...); Slightly angsty; mentions of MPreg froodle August 31 2015, 01:02:36 UTC
WAHAHAHAHAH I JUST NOTICED YOUR ICON

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Re: Dinner For Two; T(ish...); Slightly angsty; mentions of MPreg deifire August 30 2015, 00:27:19 UTC
OMG, I love it so much! It's just so perfectly them as parents, and Marshall's present idea is lovely.

This exchange in particular made me laugh so much:

Ben looks up, catches him watching, shoots a worried look across the table. "Whatever it is, I didn't do it."

Dash grins. "Just like I taught you, atta boy."

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