RE: Dinner For Two; T(ish...); Slightly angsty; mentions of MPregfroodleAugust 29 2015, 20:15:28 UTC
gave that whole "nothing's gonna happen anyway" conversation when they ran out of condoms an interesting ending.
I guess theres really no such thing as safe sex with possibly an alien maybe clone perhaps a frankenteen?
I love this, and I love the idea of simon and mars bringing the bureau into the 21st century, and I love that this is the perfect gift for dash-as-adult.
Re: Dinner For Two; T(ish...); Slightly angsty; mentions of MPregeviinsanemonkeyAugust 29 2015, 22:07:51 UTC
heehee, you know bringing the bureau up to the 21st century was Simon's idea. Mars was like 'Let's just steal it! It's too much work and they suck.' And Simon was like *not listening* *makes deal*
RE: Re: Dinner For Two; T(ish...); Slightly angsty; mentions of MPregfroodleAugust 29 2015, 22:15:45 UTC
they were a LOT worse. he was startled by a giant eye; Lodgepoole threatened to have him "misplaced". They really DO suck; Simon shouldnt be helping those dicks.
Re: Dinner For Two; T(ish...); Slightly angsty; mentions of MPregdeifireAugust 30 2015, 01:05:10 UTC
I'm convinced Simon is the only one of the trio who is any good at long-term planning. At times, he wonders how the other two would even manage to survive without him around.
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I guess theres really no such thing as safe sex with possibly an alien maybe clone perhaps a frankenteen?
I love this, and I love the idea of simon and mars bringing the bureau into the 21st century, and I love that this is the perfect gift for dash-as-adult.
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Obviously Dash is a bad influence!
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not that he made the best first impression on them
but y'know
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also he was probably thinking of future needs to associate with the bureau and didn't want to burn the bridges.
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This exchange in particular made me laugh so much:
Ben looks up, catches him watching, shoots a worried look across the table. "Whatever it is, I didn't do it."
Dash grins. "Just like I taught you, atta boy."
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