Alright kids settle down now. Uncle Joe is going to tell you a story about a girl and a dude bro.

[edwardnigma]

Two weeks ago, someone showed me pictures from a girl's livejournal. The pictures showed the girl's neck piercings. I looked at it and the first thought that popped into my head was how stupid those things look in her neck. And so many devious ideas popped into my head. And I grinned, a smile from ear to ear, as my brain cooked up a plot

Comments

[mokusatsu]

haha this is the most ridiculous thing i've ever seen. i guarantee that all you fucks have had boners about this all night and all day today. you dude-bro's are totally getting off on this. all the dude-bro's responding are obviously doing it to validate their pathetic attempts to stick their baby dicks in whoever the fuck this post was about. i mean come on, all these dude-bro's just needed an excuse to act all macho in hopes that one day they could bang this chick. that's what dude-bro's do. i've been to the zoo. i know how this shit works.

[mokusatsu]

well i'm trying to keep it simple so you can understand...i was afraid that if i called you something else you wouldn't understand...i'll try anyway...oh wait no i wont...you're a dipshit...

[mokusatsu]

i feel bad about leading you on like this as well. i mean, you've had nothing of merit to say for...for...our entire LJ conversation but i assume that's pretty much the story of your life...

[mokusatsu]

using my lines...nice...original...you rule dude-bro.

[mokusatsu]

this is tired and monotonous...thanks for the fun dipshit...i have better things to do though...you can respond to this and get the last word in...that's cool with me...but you've bored me enough...

[chrome_angel]

How great is this...he comments about a boring conversation, yet continues on with it. Classic. You just made me laugh BTW;]

[mokusatsu]

i'm glad i could amuse you...

cunt.

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[chrome_angel]

See *laughing*...

You amused me again! Thanks for replying!

And yes, I am a cunt. I also have one, so your point being??!

[mokusatsu]

i'm totally ecstatic that i was able to amuse you not once but twice...makes me feel great...now don't you have to get back to the mall? isn't hot topic open for a few more hours?

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[chrome_angel]

Nope, I actually make most of my clothing from thrift stores...cheap and better than any Hot Topic outfit youll find.

Thanks for thinking of me though;] Im ecstatic that you care so much!

[cubaricho]

I didn't know they let you out of your cage to go shopping.

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[chrome_angel]

Yeah, every now and then Im given that opportunity!