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[edoraslass]

In case you were worried, Easter didn't get left out of the Ye Creepye Vintage Cards loop.

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[half_elf_lost]

ALL SO CREEPY!!!

The German one I can't wait to show Mr. HEL because he's always telling me these frightening cautionary tales that he grew up with (like the scary one of the mother hen boiling the eggs) where terrible things happen to ill-behaved children. LOL

[edoraslass]

Apparently those Old World forests were more appealing to witches than our American ones, cause you hardly hear about gingerbread houses in the woods around here.

[_grayswandir_]

These are fantastically weird. Oh god, all the chickens with hands! I'm okay with the clothes, but the hands are just wrong. And -- military chicks! What!

I am also always disturbed by the ever-popular theme of chickens doing horrible things to their own eggs. Even now, people seem to think it's somehow cute to show chickens boiling their children, or, like... I recently saw a McDonald's billboard with a picture of an egg and a thought-bubble containing an Egg McMuffin and reading "EVERY EGG'S DREAM." Yes, I'm sure the aborted tiny chicken fetuses are very eager to become greasy breakfast sandwiches! The morbidity! My god.

But the best thing hands down is Easter Puck, because WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT. WHAT. WHAT.

[edoraslass]

I really want to know if there was some political meaning to the military chicks, cause WAT. Prussian army chicks?! Why would you DO that?!

That is a perfect way to gross people out, refer to eggs as aborted chicken fetuses. But I'm bettin' you already knew that. :)

At first I thought the Easter Puck was another Krampus, but now I think it's just some sort of daffodil demon.

[just_ann_now]

Jeez louise. I wish I had a really good "What the FUCK" icon, 'cause those are all like, I don't even know, the creepiest things ever, ever, ever.

[edoraslass]

What, you never seen a chicken with human hands before? I got two words for you: Chicken.
Fingers.

[lady_branwyn]

These cards are the weirdest yet. My mind is still boggling over the Jewish Easter Chick Bar. Note that the proprietor is also smoking a pipe. I think I'll go smoke my traditional Easter hookah now...

[edoraslass]

I am so confused by the smoking.

[lucy2905]

Yikes!

[edoraslass]

Exactly!