"A hoop net baited with an entire Dutch apple pie"

[editors_note]

The Onion was kind of lame there for a while, so I quit reading. But I might have to start again if they keep up with stuff like this. Laugh-out-loud funny. "Michael Phelps returns to his tank at Sea World."

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[anonymous]

my favorite phrase, after the apple pie ref: "the slurring, almost human methods of vocalization he uses to communicate"