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[edithmatilda]

If anyone feels inclined to write Cat Lady Blues I would encourage that thoroughly. The major concerns of a cat lady are squabbling cats, the price of Whiskas, running out of teabags, and the tedious necessity occasionally to wear something that doesn't look like an Oxfam reject.

Comments

[kensson]

Let me get on that.

[edithmatilda]

What rhymes with Whiskas?

[kensson]

Discus, hibiscus, viscous. I like it already.

[wishfulaces]

I think getting all that to rhyme and be rhythmic could be difficult.

[edithmatilda]

Teabags are never unrhythmic.

[wishfulaces]

Oh, well, there's your percussion. Who needs drumsticks when you can have a teabag?

Er.

[kensson]

*Mutters something about a cymbal of colonial oppression and follows it up with a topical badoomtish*