I'm sightseeing in Jerusalem, alone ( Read more... )

Actually, I've only won once.

So these are posted at the request of Halli (haverhal). Essentially I wrote these for the McGill Model UN (McMUN) conference newsletter, which got released every day and whose editor was allllllways drunk. Hopefully they'll entertain someone. So yeah, as you read these, bear in mind that they were written for UN delegates! Not you. Though you can read them ( Read more... )

The only thing funnier than the fact that McGill hates its students is that McGill doesn't actually want its students to be able to leave. Or anyway, that's the impression I'm getting as I try to get my study abroad paperwork together.

See, McGill should be happy with me. Not only am I not taking classes from them at all next year, but I'm also ( Read more... )

So I got a B in your class. Suck on that. But I still almost certainly failed the math exam two days later. (Is it better to fail and take the supplemental exam, or to pass with a 55%?)

Dear Professor (whose name I omit lest I be indexed by Google ( Read more... )

1. "centre." "favour." "zed." Shut up and get over it. You are not being clever by making fun of this. Unless it's like that Uncyclopedia entry ("Did you cee Dragonball Zed yaestreday?" "No, that shough's for wankres." "Yea, it suques. I didn't watch it eithre ( Read more... )

I guess the allure of these things has become a bit more clear to me. Alas. Fortunately, I still have probably ten friends on this thing, so it doesn't matter all that much what I say. Fuck, though, as far as I'm concerned, anyone who takes Livejournal all that seriously is completely batty anyway ( Read more... )

There is no rational reason for me posting anything right now. No reason at all, except for the riveting story of good and evil, of growth and decay, birth and death and rebirth, that I am about to convey. But be warned: this is a story filled with avarice and betrayal, a story of such importance that it can hardly be contained within the English ( Read more... )

OK. I'm gonna be completely honest here. I'm not really a livejournal kid. I have my own website, which my cousin and I dutifully maintain, and which has a lot of my random musings in it, though unfortunately, nothing too recent. That's probably where it's best to find me ( Read more... )