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Happy Birthday, Derrick and Genius

Nov 14, 2009 19:49

Characters: Derrick/Richard Castle (bloody_pens), Genius/Topher Brink (man_genius), & NPC!Charger (npc_kun)
Date/Time: November 14th/Afternoon
Location: Hall of beginnings
Rating: PG13 for default!nudity and possible language
Summary: Derrick and Genius are warmly welcomed into the Sphere.

( Twins were awesome. When they were girls. )

*birthday, dollhouse: topher (genius), npc: charger, castle: richard (derrick)

Comments 11

bloody_pens November 15 2009, 03:03:51 UTC

He was rather liking this dream. Even though he was talking to someone who was apparently both his publisher and his ex-wife. There were lots of people, lots of cameras, and hey, he was even signing a book!

Which was why he was dismayed when he stirred from it, opened his eyes, and found himself in the midst of brown goo. He rolled over and curled up in a tight ball, hoping to go back to sleep, but alas, it was not to be; he slid out onto the floor with a squelchy PLOP.

"Awww, MAN," he complained, sitting up. "I was sleeping!"

man_genius November 15 2009, 03:21:48 UTC

"Shall I go now?"

"If you like."

Those words echoed in his head as he slowly shifted into awareness. Go? Go where...why did that sound so familiar? So important...

He rolled over sleepily and bumped into something soft and fleshy. What the--without opening his eyes he reached out and pushed at the barrier. He just wanted it to move so he could continue sleeping. The last thing he expected was for it to give under his light touch.

POP! He felt a light suction and suddenly he was falling into icy cold air and onto a hard surface with a heavy thump. OWWWWWWWW!!! He tried to open his mouth to yell and instead ended up spitting up goo. GROSS!

He opened his eyes in a panic. "BAAGHHH!" He pushed himself up--and then realized two things--

A) He was NAKED, his man bits clearly visible to ANYONE and he was covered in goo!!

B) There was a MAN next to him EQUALLY NAKED!

"H-help!" He flailed and then curled up into a gooey ball on the floor. "Help! RAPE! VIOLATION! MAN DOWN HERE! SOMEBODY HELP!"

npc_kun November 15 2009, 03:36:00 UTC

Ugh. Male twins were not so awesome. The opposite, in fact. On top of that, one was whining and the other was having a breakdown. He should've snatched his self-appointed bonus when he had the chance.

"Hey. Hey!" he shouted at the screamer, peeling the used towel off his shoulder and tossing it at him. "Calm the hell down, Tiny! No one's touching your scrawny ass."

He turned toward the towel pile and grabbed a fresh one, tossing it at the other guy. No need to conserve when there weren't tits to behold. "You really wanna go back to bed? Be my guest, Buddy, but you ain't crashing here."

Facing the two men but looking away (ewww, male genitalia), Charger crossed his arms over his chest. "Welcome to Edensphere, I'm Charger, you're nobody. Pick some names for those dreams of yours, or I will officially dub you Narky and Vicky. 'Complex' being your new family name. Ain't that cute?"

bloody_pens November 15 2009, 03:42:45 UTC

He was slightly amused at the fact that there was another person there with him- until that person started screaming rape.

"Yes, there's a man down here. You're a man, too. What's your problem?" he wanted to know. He then heard another voice and took the towel he was offered, starting to wipe the cocoon goo off. The other man's manner didn't bother him in the slighest.

"Please tell me that he'd be Vicky? I rather like the name Narky Complex, to tell you the truth. But if I really have to pick a name for myself..." He pondered, thinking back to his dream. "Derrick Storm isn't the golden goose, here- I am." "Derrick. Has a nice ring to it, wouldn't you agree?" He got up and grinned at Charger. He was rather cold, but the strangeness of his situation had yet to hit him.

man_genius November 15 2009, 03:55:44 UTC

OH THANK GOD A TOWEL! He grabbed it and quickly used it to cover up his man parts.

"No! No don't go touching my ass!" He shouted. "What are you some kind of naked gooey men fetishist?! Edensphere--that sounds like a hippie commune...or a hippie w-whorehouse! Oh my god! You totally kidnapped us! Me and clueless sleepy man here! AND I AM NOT VICKY!!"

He stood up slowly. "I demand that you return us--me and Derrick-- immediately or I will...scream. A whooole lot. Deafening screams--cop responsive screams."