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[eddiegotsaboner]

Why is everyone in the school in love these days? It's not right, says I. The L word is a BIG SERIOUS PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL GLARING AT YOU WHILE SHE THREATENINGLY SHAKES HER BISCUIT TIN IN YOUR FACE-TYPE THING that we're all supposed to run away from like startled fauns, but everyone and their owl is bandying it about like a bag of sugar quills

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[diggorydock]

Embrace the love, Boner Boy.

[eddiegotsaboner]

I'm Bonerless Boy, mate. All the scary love shit frightened the boner away. This is wrong and I demand it be stopped!

[diggorydock]

It cannot be stopped. It is unstoppable like... an unstoppable thing.

[eddiegotsaboner]

Yes it can, all we need is a cure. Some clever person can think one up for us. Know any clever people?

[use_your_noggin]

Jesus Eddie you make it sound like it's deadly or something! You're going to end up scaring the crap out of everyone and then noone at the school will ever fall in love and it will be all your fault!

I think, for the most part, it is entirely adorable.

[eddiegotsaboner]

This idea pleases me. I want to attract some hot committment-phobics, not mariage happy maniacs who will want to slap a ring on my finger and give birth to my babies!

[use_your_noggin]

Woah Eddie, who said anything about marriage and babies love?
I thought we were talking about love and I wouldn't worry, I don't see lots of girl clammouring to have your babies dear.

[eddiegotsaboner]

Oh. Well. Now.

You've wounded me, Jones.

[ameliaophelia]

You're going to be an old spinster, but the male version for which I cannot recall the term, and I will laugh at you.
Just so you know!

[eddiegotsaboner]

The male version of spinster is 'sexy confirmed bachelor', Meels on Wheels. I know it is because I looked it up in the dictionary.

[ameliaophelia]

You won't be so sexy when you're 80 and wrinkled and impotent!

[eddiegotsaboner]

The foxy grannies will still be jumping my crinkly bottom.

[dancing_viavie]

Baaaaah humbug!

[eddiegotsaboner]

Sounds like you've got a cold, love.

[dancing_viavie]

Yes.
I'm sick of this denial. You're almost worse than Carrie when it comes to "Phase 1".
Accept the love, Ed. Accept the love.

[mary_contrarie]

You're just jealous you're out of the loop Eddie.

[eddiegotsaboner]

Right sentiment, wrong reason. I'm jealous because Flore got to you first, that jammy bastard. Why, Mary? Why?

[mary_contrarie]

Why? Because you weren't around. Though you never know. Flore might turn gay on me and then I'll be screwed.

[eddiegotsaboner]

Flore is clearly batting for the other team, love. He's always prancing around the dorm in those gold hotpants, striking feminine poses with an airy grace.