"so pack up the bags and beat back the clock. do i let her sleep or should i wake her up?"

[eddie_ohare]

a few weeks back my mom asked me what i would do if i won the lottery. it's a pretty common question really, but at the time i couldn't think of anything i wanted. i'm a simple man with simple pleasures. movies, books, occasional drinks. all things i can already afford. but i think i got it figured out now

Comments

[astroman]

That would work a lot better if you also walked around in a penguin costume.

[eddie_ohare]

life in the frozen tundra of antarctica is a bit easier with that folksy baritone to keep me company.