TUNDARS!

[ed_salinas]

las nites i was fiting da terrisses der wer 1000 of dems in da mals dey wer trying to stel all da monies so dey culd buy da boms dey made a mistake dey tried to steal from my mals! i drov in on my motorcikels outside i jump its over da terris tanks and wil i was flying over dems i pul out my shotguns and kil dems! i shoot da tanks an da gasoline it

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[nxvx]

way to use da 24 inchs! Like dat! and dat! ooooOOOOooooOOOO! i wants to gos to da mals nex tims yu go ders! I wants da suprmodels!

[ed_salinas]

oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[idontsaylol]

you know, the two candidates were prattling on and on for 90 minutes last night about what they were planning to do about terrorism, but meanwhile, ed gets it DONE!

ed for president!

[ed_salinas]

YAH U KNO I BECAM DA BEYOND PRESIDENTS AN I FUCKED DA PRESIDENSHAL SUPRMODELZ LIK DIS AN LIK DIS!!! AN DROWN DEM IN MY CUMS!!!! AFDER DAT I WENT TO KIL DA TERRISES!!! I SLAM MI SHOTGUN IN LIK DIS AND LIKD DIS!!!! AND I BLU DER HEDS OFF LIK DIS!!!! DEN I FOUT DA ALIUNS AN I USE DA SHOTGUN TORNADOS!!!!! ooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[wishingfortime]

ED never fails! he always wins!

[ed_salinas]

YAH U KNO! oooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[anonymous]

You have serious SERIOUS problems...get a life!!

[ed_salinas]

WUTS!! I KIL U!! U R JUS DA JELUS BECUZ I FUCK ALL DA SUPRMODELZ AT DA SAM TIMS AN U CANTS BECUZ UR COCK IS TOO SMALLZ!!MIN IS 24 INCH!!!! I SLAM IT IN DA SUPRMODELZ LIK DIS AND LIK DIS!!!! YAH U KNO U CANT DO ITS BECUZ UR NOT MES!!! ALL DA WIMMINS DEY ALL LUV MY 24 INCH!!!! DEY ALL SCREEMS YAH U KNO I HAVE THE LIFS OF A REEL MAN AN UR THE GAYS!!! U CANT GET DA SUPRMODELZ ooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!