im eating spagetti o's before i go to italy. itll make the food taste that much better over there ( Read more... )

sandy denny is the bees knees. look her up. shes really good.

i cant seem to stay outta trouble but theres not much i can do at this point except take a deep breath and move forward.

going to italy early monday morning. florence and venice. pretty pumped. with the fam. my mom and me and my cousins. i like my family. sometimes.

my nephew bennett is ( Read more... )

so the other day i was interviewing this 16 yr old girl for my vlog. and by 'interviewing' i mean fucking. and by 'for my vlog' i mean for fun. but her parents found out. wow, right? they were like, 'you cant do this! its immoral, its illegal, its wrong! youre going to jail buddy!' i was like 'woah.., everyone calm down here. look mr and mrs slutty ( Read more... )

heres my problem folks. my problem is that i bitch and moan about the present, without any intent of doing any about it, while romanticizing the past. Even though nothings changed. I have no drive?! No ambitions. No goals. No discipline. Im a lazy pothead who sits around talking about how awesome that nervous breakdown was. "I wore pajamas for 3 ( Read more... )

FEB 6TH THEY WILL BE ON SNL ( Read more... )

so i made a trip to atlanta for comedy saturday. unlike most atlanta comedy trips, there was no copious amounts of alcohol and drugs and strippers/pornstars. but still much laughter. franklin was kind enough to drive me over. i dont know why he wanted to go but i enjoyed the company. we laughed alot. some people im able to shoot the shit with and ( Read more... )

so i havent updated since matt died. it still doesnt seem real. i couldnt post. matt is a piece of lj for me. i dont know that i can ever go back to camp either. matt is a piece of camp for me. i still get choked up thinking about him. i had no idea him dying was a possibility. matt miller was invincible. larger than life. someone who truly got me ( Read more... )

 every hurricane season that place gets hit hard. poverty stricken. and now earthquakes. we should just take some people, england could take some, france, germany, canada, austraila, mexico. and just leave that place vacant. a no mans land. there, problem solved. we've got immigrants who dont speak english out the ass anyway ( Read more... )

oh livejournal i will never leave you again. it has been awhile, august to be exact, but i am back. we can get married now livejournal. and have little livejournal babies. will they look like you or me? does it matter? oh livejournal we shall be ever so happy together. spring wedding? ok. the grooms cake will be candy. just a bowl of various ( Read more... )

ideal my favorite jokes set ( Read more... )