47th Frontier [audio // common] [open commentlog]

[ecopiracy]

[The comm clicks on, but while it's attached to Phoenix's user ID, the voice is most decidedly feminine. The accent is still the same, though, distinctly Aeropan to those familiar with it.

The tone is also somewhat irritated, the sound of someone suffering from a developing headache.]I don't suppose there's any chance that the last two days were

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[immaprettygirl]

Heh, is that ya' Phoenix?

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[immaprettygirl]

[Jinx scowls then grabs a bottle of liquor.]

I'm thinkin' so too, Suga'. Some men can be like that.

[Which is true, but Jinx can't believe that he's actually admitting this.]

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[ecopiracy]

[She isn't insisting she's Jinx anymore. One battle won, though Phoenix will never understand why she would have wanted to pretend that in the first place.]

Indeed. Not that they're the only ones, but they do seem more prone to it.

[Another sip from her glass.]

So... With whom do I have the pleasure of making of making an acquaintance?

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[immaprettygirl]

Yup.

[All of Jinx's attention is focused on opening that bottle while not breaking those nails.]

Uh, Jinx.

[He twists it harder but fails.

There is only one solution for this situation: violence. Jinx hits the bottle hard against the side of the table, smashing the top clean off.]

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[ecopiracy]

[Phoenix eyes Jinx, not quite disbelievingly.]

Is it really?

I hope you don't intend on drinking that - unless you like the thought of drinking shards of glass?

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[immaprettygirl]

Yah, surprised ta' see me outta my room fer once?

[Jinx blows on the jagged edges of the bottle, but stops before putting it in his mouth.]

How else am I supposed ta' open it?

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[ecopiracy]

How can I be surprised if I've never met you before?

[Phoenix reaches out and selects another bottle.]

Here. Watch how I do it.

[She expertly takes the top off.]

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[immaprettygirl]

'Cause I'm still Jinx, I just have tits.

[Jinx watches closely then looks into Phoenix's eyes, hoping that she'll share.]

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[ecopiracy]

[Phoenix frowns as she refills her glass, then hands the bottle over. She meets that look dead on.]

If you're Jinx, prove it. Tell me something that only he and I would know.

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[immaprettygirl]

I gave ya' Jakkie Boy's boot, I got my fuckin' leg chopped off, an' I heard yer drunken sex with Razer.

[And the bottle is now in Jinx's mouth. Oh how he needs this.]

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[ecopiracy]

[Phoenix flushes at the reminder of that evening, then promptly grimaces.]

Jinx. Redd's doing, I suppose.

Should I be shocked that you're not... acquainting yourself with your body?

[Or was that the reason for the bath?]

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[immaprettygirl]

Yup, there's a lot more an' yer one of 'em.

[He's just going to assume that Phoenix doesn't know that he's been a man all of his life.]

No. I hate this. When I walk these damn things bounce all over th' fuck. [Jinx promptly grabs his boobs and pushes them together.]

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[ecopiracy]

One of what?

[Phoenix leans forward and swats at Jinx's hand. It might not be the most coordinated move, but it should still get the point across.]

Don't do that.

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[immaprettygirl]

One a th' people that changed.

[Jinx really has no idea what he did wrong, but he takes that hint.]

Why not?

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[ecopiracy]

I've already returned to normal, so what does it matter?

[She gestures.]

Think about what it looks like from someone else's perspective.

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[immaprettygirl]

Phoenix. [Jinx is going to spell this out very slowly.] Ya' aren't a woman.

[...What is going on?

No, really. Is Phoenix trying to pull his leg?]

Probably th' same as it looks from mine.