[Thread] MONKEY??!

[bloodmemo]

Characters: AU!Sha Gojyo and AU!Son Goku
Where: Park
When: After this, shortly after Gojyo's return
Summary: Gojyo finds out how different the new monkey is
Warnings: crack and brainbreak

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[femmefatalsaru]

Goku was angry too, but mostly because Gojyo was teasing her again. At least he was relatively tame this time, which meant this had to be a different Gojyo. She only knew this Gojyo could be different because of Sanzo, who had not so greatly explained this concept to her about worlds and versions and people.

Yeah... right...

Anyway, she shook her head clear her of thoughts that made her head hurt as she entered the park. Been here a while in Econtra, so it was expected she would wear different clothes. Not what Gojyo would expect though, since well... it was a skirt instead of pants, and a slightly baggy and cute little sweater instead of the usual shirt Goku wore.

And no the skirt didn't bother in battle. After all, this was Gojyo here. She could probably use that to her advantage. "Oi! Kappa!" She called as she started her way over not very femininely. Traveling with three other men would do that to you though.

((OOC: Oh yes, I fucking went there. >3))

[bloodmemo]

Gojyo turned around at the sound of his name, a cocky grin on his face, and was just about to hurl back an insult when the entire picture hit him smack in the face with a force that could probably best one of Kougaiji's fiends. Goku. In a skirt. Gojyo could practically hear his skull cracking somewhere near the middle.

"What the fuck are you wearing, you stupid monkey?!" the redhead exclaimed. Once he'd gotten over the initial shock however, Gojyo burst out laughing. "What? Did you eat all your pants or something?"

[ooc: xDDD Lookie: One of my classmates cosplaying as...]

[femmefatalsaru]

The look on Gojyo's face was priceless, enough to make her smirk a little in amusement. Of course, then the other opened his big mouth and said something that made the smug monkey jerk, and fall out of amusement and straight back into anger.

"I did not eat all my pants!" Goku protested loudly, glaring at the other as she began marching her way up to him. She stopped and glared at him, puffing herself up like any animal trying to intimidate another and make it back off.

"An' what th' hell are you laughing at!?" She put her hands on her hips and planted her feet, the classic signs of a woman not too pleased with the situation. "I ran out of pants to wear, jerk off!"

((OOC: Creepy... and very XD at the same time~))

[bloodmemo]

Goku's puffed out chest was...Gojyo blinked, and it was still there. The monkey had grown pectorals or whatever you call them. That's just it, right? Yeah, right. But seriously why the fuck did they look like...Shit. He wasn't even going there. He'd heard this shit happening around the compound but...fuck, no.

"Then you should have requisitioned some instead of wearing girly skirts, man!" Gojyo told him, just as angrily, though he was more shaken than anything. "I'd laugh some more, but you seriously look too creepy!"