[Thread] Don't tick off a fire demon

[threeyedflame]

Characters: AU!Hiei, OPEN (OOC: Grim Heaper, I'm looking at you~)
Where: Around Econtra
When: After finding out her cloak and katana are gone.
Summery: Hiei goes to tear down some heaps while looking for her stuff.
Warnings: One very angry fire demon.

Comments

[grtstcmmnfactor]

And from seemingly nowhere came possibly the loudest and most audibly destructive sound it may ever be Hiei's misfortune to interpret through her left ear -- a mega phone with a crazed math fetishist on the opposing end, shouting his typical obscenities. "Attention all yoctograms!" Sho would yell through. "Back away from the heap, at least 5 ft!"

[threeyedflame]

She swore, wondering just how in the hell she could let someone get this close to her without her knowing. She reached for her katana and snarled when she realized that it wasn't tied to her belt like it should be.

"So you're the one who stole my katana and cloak."

(OOC: Ilu so much)

[grtstcmmnfactor]

"Stolen? Heh....! That's a laugh. You 000s should feel honored to contribute to the single most cosmoplastic artistic formation to ever grace the barren grounds of this cofactoring callous compound! I call it Econtra... 2.0! Featuring all of Econtra's most worthless invaluables. Like your katana.

As mere monomials they're little more than garbage in it's purest form! Combined, they coordinate to create a mathematically calculated masterpiece representing the endless sea of utter trash that is you people! It's zetta brilliant!"

[threeyedflame]

Zetta brilliant? This guy was going to get a fireball to the face the more he kept talking. "Shut up, human." She snapped, a fireball forming in one hand. She ignored the shock that the cuff sent her.

She would find her katana and fast. She knew that she could get another katana, but she didn't want to. This one had served her well. "I will burn this heap to the ground." She said, pointing her hand with the fireball at the heap.