Tales From the Death-Pits of Rath

[echelon_house]

There’s nothing like going to the dentist to make you feel like a very young child. It’s an unavoidable part of the experience, the very nature of the beast. They lean you back in that chair so your entire body is exposed while they do whatever they feel like. When they hurt you - as they always do - you can’t move or make any noise at all, because

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[hako_neko]

Blood pressure? What the fuck would a dentist need with that?

Don't be surprised if they tell you how to brush & floss.. it's required for them to do so, or they could be sued for malpractice.. That's what I've been told anyways.
The first thing a dentist is taught is that you cannot trust someone with their own teeth.. that's why they always act like such assholes.

[rhenia_ra]

Christ, it's like something out of a nightmare.

[choclytgremlins]

*mind is filled with images of Laurence Olivier in Marathon Man*

Oh, darlin', I agree with Emy, that sounds nightmaresque. I haven't had any terrible experiences with dentists because I've, erm, never been to a dentist - my parents don't believe in them, and I'm starting to see why. I'm sorry, dear.

[a_familiar_end]

Would you like a Campari? on the rocks?