Beachy Fun Tiemz

[ecconcentrical]

Went to the beach today with Tobi. We were water skiing and some douchebag in a coconut bra hit Tobi with his jet ski. When I ran into him in the bathroom later I made him eat the tile grout while Tobi stood there giggling like a loon. He's probably suffered severe mental damage... though it's fucking hard to say how much of that was due to the jet

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[b_button]

Fuckers?

[ecconcentrical]

Google it.

[nicotine_patch]

Your posts never make any fucking sense. I love it. What's tile grout taste like?

[ecconcentrical]

They make more fucking sense than yours. I don't fucking know, I wasn't the one eating it.

[nicotine_patch]

My posts make perfect fucking sense. I bet it tastes like bird poo.

[ecconcentrical]

Like that time you posted about being trapped in an elevator and expected people to read all 219382 tags to know what the fuck you were on about?

[blackrangerboi]

Coconut bras are the shiznitch.

[ecconcentrical]

Only when the person wearing it isn't a douche.

[blackrangerboi]

Was she hot at least?

[ecconcentrical]

No, HE wasn't hot at all.

[ecconcentrical]

WHO THE FUCK KNOWS. HE WAS A DOUCHEBAG.

[ecconcentrical]

I thought smashing his face into the bathroom floor was good enough.

[poisonedstrings]

Water skiing?

[poisonedstrings]

I knew that long before you did.

[ecconcentrical]

Yes.