BOOTS DO NOT SELL "REAL HONEST FOOD".

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THIS SHAPERS "DOUBLE CHOCOLATE BAR" IS NOT REAL CHOCOLATE.

IT MAY DREAM OF BEING REAL CHOCOLATE, BUT IT'S NOT.

THIS IS NOT GOOD CONSIDERING THAT I AM PMSING AND WANT TO RIP SOME FUCKER'S HEAD OFF!!!

need chocolate NOW!

Comments

[elethiomel]

Eeep! We have £108 worth of really good chocolate in the beer fridge at home, honey!

[taimatsu]

it's not, no, but actually I rather like it for its nougat-y texture. But no, not real chocolate. Go, find real chocolate!

[satyrica]

I'm not sure what it says that my first response to this post was "ahhh, I miss living with Shayna"