the diary of awesome me #3

[ebonyeagle]

Christmas Ball date SUCCESSFUL! America, next time we'll have no draws!

Spent Christmas with Hungary and Austria, but that's nothing notable (HAH Austria, you worthless, sissy aristocrat! Not even worthy of this entry!!!). Now that it's no longer Christmas, I've resumed my plans to take over Europe.

BOSS!!! -- I am ready for your EXTREME

Comments

[itripped]

Why would you want to take over Europe?

[ebonyeagle]

Because more than half of it used to be mine.

[itripped]

I am sorry, but I do not understand what this 'Europe' is.

[ebonyeagle]

...What's with you Brawl idiots not knowing Europe or Prussia?!

It's a continent.

[swissarmyknives]

Try to take over Switzerland and/or Liechtenstein. Just try.

[ebonyeagle]

I wouldn't need to. You guys would fall pretty fast.

[swissarmyknives]

NO WE DON'T. EVEN IF LIECHTENSTEIN DOESN'T HAVE AN ARMY, THE SWISS ARMY MAKES UP FOR IT.

[ebonyeagle]

See, Liechtenstein doesn't have much of an army in the first place.

She's easy.

[automailmaker]

Prussia, you're such a retard.

[ebonyeagle]

... The hell? I'M NO RETARD, PATRON!

[automailmaker]

Would "dork" be better fitting, then?

[ebonyeagle]

Don't bring me down to your level.

[scentof_flowers]

This one is happy you had a nice time.

[ebonyeagle]

I guess. The food was good too.

[scentof_flowers]

This one will go again if Prussia needs a date again.

[ebonyeagle]

If there IS a next time. Dress yourself properly for that kind of thing.

[bellefierte]

You do know that your plan of taking over Europe will fail, do you~?

[ebonyeagle]

SAYS WHO?

[bellefierte]

Says I, Francis Bonnefoy!

[ebonyeagle]

You've gotta be kidding me.

I'm not scared of you.