the diary of awesome me #1

[ebonyeagle]

ALRIGHT. POSTING TIME.

Gilbert Weillschmidt OR Mister Mittens (...fucking dares) representing PRUSSIA. AND DAMMIT, I've heard enough about my country not existing and all that other bullshit. Prussia (despite .. Frederick, yeah) will live on 'cause I, Gilbert, will seize all vital regions of Europe for my own and none of you assholes are getting

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[ebonyeagle]

You wanna fight?

[bitendency]

What else?

[ebonyeagle]

What country do you reside in?

[bitendency]

Japan.

[ebonyeagle]

Winner takes Japan, then. I only fight if there are spoils.

[bitendency]

.....

Mm. I quite like this.

[ebonyeagle]

Japan will become part of Prussia and Europe if I win.

[bitendency]

If you win.

[ebonyeagle]

I will win.

[bitendency]

So, do you use a weapon?

[ebonyeagle]

A sword.

[bitendency]

How boring. I've defeated countless sword-handlers.

[ebonyeagle]

Never underestimate a Prussian soldier.