Dating Me?

[ebb]

[Level - Public]My mother, as you all know, is quite quite mad. In the best possible way. Now, being mad and being a wonderful and unique magical creature, she sees fit to send me a myriad of "bits" in the post. Today, I got the following (with a "Thought you could peruse the new rules and warn Richard you come with a health hazard - his health

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[sallamino]

lol lol lol
im in hysterics
xxx

[devalmont]

Lol Lol Lol
I'm fucking terrified!
xxx

[corettrobane]

I hope to be a father like that when i get kids *evil grin*

[little_lottie]

ooh, yummy, that makes you exactly the man i'm looking for!

this sounds like on of those things that'll end up touring the world via email, and far funnier than most of those that do :D

[ater_angellus]

IF i ever had kids and one of them turns out to a daughter. You can mark my words that those rules will seam like a walk in the park compared to mine. Rule Eleven should be something involving the wearing or burbery being punishable by death, strict but fair.

[ebb]

Have to say, IF I have children, they'd better not grace my door with anything 'normal'. If they dye their hair a regular colour, get reasonable piercings, have unrevealing clothes, refuse to wear make-up, I'm going to be disappointed. And THATS if I have a son!!

[toxicpixie]

You realise they'll rebel, and turn out completely, on the level, 100% Ken and Barbie clones?

*chuckle*

Nathan, The Toxic Pixie

[tigersari]

Lol ohh Dear Kids beware.

[sciamachy]

I like this quote (can't remember where from):

"If you make my daughter cry, I will make you cry."

[petal1983]

i've seen that before, but it still makes me laugh, hysterically like...