SUPER MOTHERFUCKING CHAIN ME UP BITCH!

Well, that's probably the last time I'm gonna see my girlfriend for like 6 months. My favourite part was the bit where we kissed. So in other words, my favourite bit was the entire night.

Ugur: Hallo, your name is Billy ( Read more... )

I dunno how much longer I'm going to be living in this trash heap of a suburb so I thought I'd look back on all the memories from here ( Read more... )

I have succumbed to Myface. I suddenly found that I had a bunch of people I really didn't want to lose contact with, and the design has improved a lot since I last gave a weak attempt at it ( Read more... )

I am sitting across from a very nice quiet-looking asian girl. Her jumper has a picture of some reading glasses on it. Her jumper reads "i used to fed but now i car see" Does anyone want to guess ( Read more... )

The Simple Life re-runs are on TV, like a marathon of them. Something about the new year, but I don't see the connection ( Read more... )

Credit to naokidesu for finding it UM WTF. I am watching it on repeat. NSFW ( Read more... )

Merry Christmas babes!

Brace yourself for a herd of family stampeding through your life, getting upset about who was supposed to bring the Diet Coke and the potato salad.

You know I've never noticed until that last entry how funny it sounds when you try to translate Auslan into English without changing the word order. I'm going to try writing an entry like that, here we go ^^ edit: ok lol the bits that are really too confusing without english I have in square brackets ( Read more... )