pencil-sharpening nostril belch like a gong (my sneeze already sounds a little like a bowling strike) good with computers. much as i'd love to be the best diorama maker of all time, i think a permanent midget (pc term: little person) would be more trouble than a moist foot. i could be wrong, though.
my first instinct is to go with the sharpener nostril (electric whirring sound preferable than having to twist a pencil around in there by hand) but having a ketchup dispenser on hand all the time would be useful. i mean, no lie, have you ever been out to eat with me?
i'm goin' with M on this one, bowling strike sneeze - pretty awesome. 'specially if that echo-y bowling alley sound shows up out of nowhere. that would be great if you were, like, in the middle of class or something. 'sides, the variety of burping sounds is half the fun!
the moist foot probably wouldn't be that much of a stretch from what i've got going on now so to have some computer skills would be sweet. that said, it might be sweet to have someone to hang out with all the time. and, i mean, i feel like i've heard that midgets have a hard time finding work so maybe being papoose-strapped could be a paying position?
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belch like a gong (my sneeze already sounds a little like a bowling strike)
good with computers. much as i'd love to be the best diorama maker of all time, i think a permanent midget (pc term: little person) would be more trouble than a moist foot. i could be wrong, though.
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i'm goin' with M on this one, bowling strike sneeze - pretty awesome. 'specially if that echo-y bowling alley sound shows up out of nowhere. that would be great if you were, like, in the middle of class or something. 'sides, the variety of burping sounds is half the fun!
the moist foot probably wouldn't be that much of a stretch from what i've got going on now so to have some computer skills would be sweet. that said, it might be sweet to have someone to hang out with all the time. and, i mean, i feel like i've heard that midgets have a hard time finding work so maybe being papoose-strapped could be a paying position?
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Belch the sound of a gong.
And the moist foot would totally be worth not having to complete my major.
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