For all the people kidnapping Kyohei...

[eatchurbrains]

Why the hell would you want to? He breaks things, he eats too much, he's mean, he poops too much, he stinks because he hates showering, and he's just generally stupid

Comments

[im_nota_slave]

I agree with you.

Kyohei = DO NOT WANT

[eatchurbrains]

Exactly.

And you don't live with him.

Every.

Single.

Day.

[im_nota_slave]

Oh.

You.

Poor.

Thing.

I heard you like dark stuff. There's plenty of that stuff in my Boss's basement. Would you like something in particular?

[eatchurbrains]

Ugh. I know.

...R-really? You mean it? Like skulls and preserved organs...? Or what?

[dee_um_ee_um_el]

pet humans are very high maintenance. but the demand is high. thats why. ^_^

[eatchurbrains]

...the demand is...high?

[dee_um_ee_um_el]

you didnt know that? lots of people have pet humans. you have several yourself.

[eatchurbrains]

i never really thought of them as pets...i don't like having them or anything.

[bananas_an]

...did they ever say what they'd pay for him?

[eatchurbrains]

they offered me a pile of dead bodies.

that doesn't exist.

[bananas_an]

Do you think they have ice cream?

or chocolate?

[eatchurbrains]

well one of them does own a candy shop...and an ice cream shop...

[blackxwhitesoul]

He's a fun pet to have.

[eatchurbrains]

...not really. you're just weird.

[blackxwhitesoul]

I am not. He is rather amusing.

[dee_um_ee_um_el]

its the cow boy! i misseded you! ^_^

[darknessislove]

those are all the reasons you married him?

[eatchurbrains]

...i still don't get how that happened.

[darknessislove]

but then i would not exist...

[freerent_ftw]

Ignore your mother.