I got to heaven. I couldn't get in. For what I have done.-Unwritten Law ( Read more... )

40 oz. to freedom. And once I am free I will kill all the clowns in the world and I can finally sleep. I hate clowns. They try to act all funny and stupid but what they are really doning is making you let your guard down so that they can over-power you and take you to hell. Watch out for their flowers too, they will squirt you with acid and not ( Read more... )

It seems like a lot of people are having hard time right now, and for that I am sorry. None of my friends or family should be shit on. So I am always here for you all. Whether its to talk to or just to sit in silence and drink some beers. Keep ya heads up and give this world we live in shit and no mercy. Oh and have some fun along the way ( Read more... )

I just watched Big Fish. It is a great fuckin' movie. I didn't really know what to expect, but it was directed by one of my favorite directors of all time. God himself, Mr. Tim Burton. I can't wait to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Burton has not let me down yet and I don't believe he will. Other movies that I want to see come out soon ( Read more... )

It is Friday night and I am sitting at home by myself watching Billy Madison and typing on the computer. Damn this sux, but at least I'm watching a great fuckin' movie. Some of the best lines are in this movie. Eric!?! You're gonna give the company to Eric? Eric is a bad bad man!!!!! In other good news for video game fans. If you like racing ( Read more... )

Does anyone know what is not fun. The answer to that is taking care of a drunk brother who gives you a "No chunk garentee" then pukes all over the door of your car. Oh I love when that happens. I am being sarcastic if you can't tell. Well on a more happy note my friend Don Tobul is coming home from Iraq in a couple of weeks. That will be ( Read more... )

I'm here.  And so is jeff.  Well really he is next to me in a chair in our sub-zero degree basement.  He told me to make sure that all of you know that he hates you all, especially Peter.  jilllllllllllll  don't know   don't care  piss on you weeeeeee.   Slap happy is the way to live.  I'm not sure what else to write for now so i'm going to stop.