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lithiumpearl January 25 2007, 00:37:40 UTC
Glad to see that you're a fan of Keanu Reeves. And by fan I mean you have posters of him plastered all over your bedroom, believe that his eyes are chocolate-colored (not brown), and have happy dreams about him that involve lots of waterfalls and explosions.

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eat_my_pencil January 25 2007, 00:43:37 UTC
nobody can resist the Keanu; u know u want some of that Eurasian booty!

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blah shasta47315 January 25 2007, 22:42:23 UTC
I dislike Keanu Reeves. The Matrix was cool because it was the matrix and the whole concept was cool (and the special effects, of course). Imagine what it could have been if they'd had someone who could actually act. And only the first one was any good. The second was sad and I never even bothered with the third. Speed was entertaining but not that great, and I've pretty much tried to avoid everything else involving him. There's just something about him. He always looks like he hasn't washed or shaved in a while and his breath probably reeks. I don't know how he's stayed in work so long, probably because he has name recognition and there are always people willing to watch crappy acting because they don't know any better. I wouldn't spend any money to watch him unless there was someone else in the film worth seeing.

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Re: blah eat_my_pencil January 25 2007, 23:08:46 UTC
haha, i still get a laugh out of the fact that i found a pic of him as a doctor. keanu reeves... practicing medicine... interesting. well, why not? he's done law enforcement, fought angels & demons, and has playeded the savior of mankind against a race of machines. doctor...

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Re: blah shasta47315 January 26 2007, 21:16:26 UTC
I would not want him for a doctor. Have you seen Supersize Me? I only saw part of it, but one of the doctors he consults in that film was quite scary too. I'm not sure that I would go to someone so obviously unhealthy (and possibly unsanitary) for medical advice. At least we can rest easily knowing that Keanu Reeves is not an actual doctor- he should stick to the action films though, less talent is required.

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anonymous January 28 2007, 04:42:28 UTC
His acting was perfect for A Scanner Darkly.

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dizoburo January 28 2007, 09:18:44 UTC
the dude was buddha. buddha, man. buddha.

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