Fanfiction: Shut Up, the Feds Are at the Door

[dialytic]

[Title] Shut Up, the Feds Are at the Door.
[Pairing] Die/Kaoru
[Genre/Type] Oneshot/Crack/Humor/PWP
[Rating] NC-17
[Warnings] Fucked up humor, odd sex, language, other crazy shit.
[Summary] The word 'normal' applied to everything but.
[Author's Notes] I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE OKAY. And the humor near the end is full of fucking dickfuuuuck fail because I

Comments

[scwolf_10k]

oh god oh GOD that was cracktastic! bone fetish xD only Die would come up with stuff like that xDDD and poor Kaoru didn't get any pleasure at aaaall x)

[dialytic]

KINDA HARD TO DO THAT WHEN YOU HAVE GENITALIA IN YOUR SHOULDERS AND YOU'RE SUFFOCATING ):

[scwolf_10k]

so true so true x)

and why does he look electrified in your icon? xD

[dialytic]

No you don't and I'm glad you did 8D

You're welcome. >u>

[fonulyn]

Venus aligned with Pluto even thought poor Pluto was no longer a planet

POOR PLUTO! D: I feel so sorry for him (/her?).

Kaoru startled awake out of a rather pleasant dream where he had been downing tequila, eating tacos, and wearing a sombrero with a bunch of mustachioed men (which made him think about possibly growing upper lip pubes in the future

FRIGGIN' PRICELESS! Made me laugh like an idiot. Until this, I was "only" grinning like an idiot 8D That was awesome, dear. And actually kind of hot too XD

[violet_midnight]

I'm not going to lie, bb, if I had the chance to fuck Kaoru's shoulderblades, I'd probably take it. Because Die is right, his back is glorious, so much so I wish he would tattoo it, but only the future will tell.

Lovely fic, a bit strange, but I love strange. <3