fic: let's talk about sex, baby (young justice, dick/everyone)

[empressearwig]

Title: let's talk about sex, baby
Author: empressearwig
Pairing/Fandom: Young Justice; Dick/Zatanna, Dick/Barbara, Dick/Raquel, Dick/Bette
Spoilers: All aired episodes, I guess, but issue 20 of the comic is actually the most relevant thing.
Rating: R
Word Count: ~1100
Disclaimer: I own nothing, this is all for fun. This hasn't happened. Yet. Etc.
Summary: Dick

Comments

[sugarpromises]

LOVE!

So, now, question. On YJ... who is romantically paired with Dick?

[empressearwig]

Ha, well, that question is complicated. Zatanna is clearly his love interest in season one but it gets no further than a season ending kiss (13!!!!!). Then in season two, it's pretty clearly implied that they had a past relationship, and the comic issue I mentioned has him actually having a one-night stand with Bette and Zatanna asking how he remains friends with all his exes (her and Raquel) and the Barbara thing is just supposition. So everyone and no one.

Dick Grayson, manwhore, is my favorite.

[sugarpromises]

Hee a manwhore indeed. I kind of like how he remains friends with all his exes although in real life that would just drive a girl crazy.

[blevins]

"Beautiful Soul" came up on shuffle while I was reading this and I just about died.
ANYWAY! As usual, your Dick/Zatanna is gorgeous and snappy and perfect, really, ugh, you make their relationship so interesting. AND THE ENDING SEGMENT, WOW, KILL ME.

She rolls her eyes at him. "You're shameless," she says.

"You're naked," he points out.

That was ALSO great!!! Aaaah this is just really lovely.

[empressearwig]

OH MY GOD, THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE. But I am so happy you liked this! I don't know why all I want to do is write Dick/Zatanna but I am rolling with it for however long it lasts. It will be a long hiatus. I figure there will be time for other stuff later.

[torigates]

THIS IS AMAZING!!! YOU KNOW THAT!

[empressearwig]

SO HAPPY YOU LIKED IT!!!