Atelier Iris: Eternal Mana: Sephiroth lookalike contest apply within
I've always wanted to do one of these for a video game. Atelier Iris in particular. It was pretty much my introduction to JRPGs and some of the most common stereotypes in anime. Despite all the cliches I still enjoy it. Mostly for the music. Unf oh god the music. I can't think of a piece of music I dislike from this game I LOVE IT ALL SO MUCH. The main characters I don't really care for (Klein in particular) but there some fun ones in there.
High quality u guise
WAIT I LOVE THIS INTRO SO MUCH SERIOUSLY THIS SONG IS PROBABLY WHAT GOT ME INTO JAPANESE MUSIC ALL TOGETHER
Let's just bask in this for a moment.
aaaaah
Well hello main character. I bet you're scantily clad.
Yeaaaahhh who called it?
Phew for a moment there I thought this game hadn't been made with men in mind. Good to know we've taken care of that before the plot's even started.
Oh god what are you supposed to be?
This was also my introduction to catgirls, yes.
HELP A GIANT SEPHIROTH IS COMING TO EAT ME
I don't know why they put this guy in the intro. It is an actual enemy, but it plays no part in the plot whatsoever. The game could've gone on just fine if it had never even been there.
KABLOOIE
I think it's trying to tell us that these are the main characters. Just throwing that out there.
Let's get this ball rolling then
I'm glad they capped such a valuable piece of dialogue.
You are not in your box this is unacceptable.
oh god oh god what day was that oh god she's getting suspicious oh god
Yeah still plot time
2005, sheesh this game is older than I remember.
No my precious jewel encrusted house has flooded!
Jump do it you know you want to juuuuump
BAH
I love the music that plays here, too. Called "The Forest Where the Witch Lives" I use it as a theme song for my OC Tamai.
The english voice actor they used for her is very unfitting. You have to hear it to believe.
I can't even begin to describe how annoying this girl can be albeit she is very useful at times. It's mainly her voice, really. It's high pitched, squeaky and generally irritating.
Shut up
I, the prepubescent and naive cat girl with no worldly wisdom or knowledge, will certainly have no trouble finding wherever it is I am going without any sense of direction or even a map and travel completely alone.
Meanwhile on Pandora.
GASP! Wait what?
plotplotplotplotplot oh hey Sephiroth
Oop, you screwed it
Rock/piece of jewelry of ultimate power: check
And here's your typical hero. I don't care for him in the slightest and when he talks I go :/. I'd say he's kinda like Ash Ketchum. Only not as loud and obnoxious (sometimes).
I dunno, you tell me Klein since you obviously frightened/provoked it and led it away from it's natural habitat. But that doesn't matter LET'S KILL IT.
Hello, other one dimensional character I don't care about
HAX
If by "fighting" you mean "turn-based system" then yeah LET'S DO THIS
Naturally, I'm not gonna screenshot every fight down to the last detail since a) it's not fun to read and b) I'm lazy
I DON'T EVER WANNA SEE YOU ON THE WEST SIDE AGAIN
Disssssss
Klein can't believe this shit
Highlighted green so you know it's important
Jump!
What is that thing exactly? A jewel? if so I'd recommend selling it.
Whatever it is it has water and spirit elements SO IT'S MINE.
WOOSH
TAKE IT FRIGHTENED AND POSSIBLY ENDANGERED WILD ANIMAL WHO IS PROBABLY ACTING OUT OF SELF DEFENSE
Is that a frozen bong?
HA I SUMMONED A FLOATING PICTURE OF IT HE'LL NEVER WITHSTAND THAT
ANOTHER DAY SAVED FROM A SCARED AND DISORIENTED ANIMAL
Why does this talking baby clown keep following me?
What time is it?
Oh imagine the loogie I could hock from here
More plot then? Well, alright
Today known as Detroit
heehee I see you
Those two-timing bastards
Hmm I wonder if this is significant
Well this place seems nice
What were you parents thinking when they named you?
Now we could go to where the plot is
Or we could frolic among the apples!
An apple has fire elements huh what
Wanna see a trick?
Tada
Ok enough I'm ready to move on
I can feel it in my mustache
Is Edward Elric a nice guy in person?
:|
Just come around back into this room with me for a minute >:)
Sweet free lunch
Jesus, Klein, where do you keep that thing
This is Veola. Veola is one of my favourites because she can be incredibly fun to annoy and get right up in her face. Also she pays out Lita a lot which is cool, too
Perhaps help you leave?
Now get out
Now get out
Now get out
Yes go annoy Lyla
Veola's gonna knick-knack your balls in a minute
GTFO
It was already half eaten when I got it
No she didn't
Is that some kind of drug lingo? You a druggie, boy? We don't appreciate that in this town
Yes, she's heard of it. That's exactly why she asked, Klein.
I see this is also where she keeps the old ladies
Everything's gotta flash with a blinding light in this game, doesn't it?
It goes where the wind takes it
Life potion from Zelda what are you doing here
Yessss now I can buy precious swimsuits and I'm not even kidding
I missed the cap but he's basically taking about the mountain city of magical wonder
You're going to coax jack asses with their jack assery
Norman: FFFFFFFFFFFF--
Do you have one? GIVE IT TO ME OR I'LL KILL YOU
The magical element Ear
People who use alchemy are alchemists! That's me! :D :D :D :D
You're going to have to blow me first
Norman's mustache isn't amused.
And that'll do for now. That was about a half an hour's worth of game play, augh this is going to take a while.
High quality u guise
WAIT I LOVE THIS INTRO SO MUCH SERIOUSLY THIS SONG IS PROBABLY WHAT GOT ME INTO JAPANESE MUSIC ALL TOGETHER
Let's just bask in this for a moment.
aaaaah
Well hello main character. I bet you're scantily clad.
Yeaaaahhh who called it?
Phew for a moment there I thought this game hadn't been made with men in mind. Good to know we've taken care of that before the plot's even started.
Oh god what are you supposed to be?
This was also my introduction to catgirls, yes.
HELP A GIANT SEPHIROTH IS COMING TO EAT ME
I don't know why they put this guy in the intro. It is an actual enemy, but it plays no part in the plot whatsoever. The game could've gone on just fine if it had never even been there.
KABLOOIE
I think it's trying to tell us that these are the main characters. Just throwing that out there.
Let's get this ball rolling then
I'm glad they capped such a valuable piece of dialogue.
You are not in your box this is unacceptable.
oh god oh god what day was that oh god she's getting suspicious oh god
Yeah still plot time
2005, sheesh this game is older than I remember.
No my precious jewel encrusted house has flooded!
Jump do it you know you want to juuuuump
BAH
I love the music that plays here, too. Called "The Forest Where the Witch Lives" I use it as a theme song for my OC Tamai.
The english voice actor they used for her is very unfitting. You have to hear it to believe.
I can't even begin to describe how annoying this girl can be albeit she is very useful at times. It's mainly her voice, really. It's high pitched, squeaky and generally irritating.
Shut up
I, the prepubescent and naive cat girl with no worldly wisdom or knowledge, will certainly have no trouble finding wherever it is I am going without any sense of direction or even a map and travel completely alone.
Meanwhile on Pandora.
GASP! Wait what?
plotplotplotplotplot oh hey Sephiroth
Oop, you screwed it
Rock/piece of jewelry of ultimate power: check
And here's your typical hero. I don't care for him in the slightest and when he talks I go :/. I'd say he's kinda like Ash Ketchum. Only not as loud and obnoxious (sometimes).
I dunno, you tell me Klein since you obviously frightened/provoked it and led it away from it's natural habitat. But that doesn't matter LET'S KILL IT.
Hello, other one dimensional character I don't care about
HAX
If by "fighting" you mean "turn-based system" then yeah LET'S DO THIS
Naturally, I'm not gonna screenshot every fight down to the last detail since a) it's not fun to read and b) I'm lazy
I DON'T EVER WANNA SEE YOU ON THE WEST SIDE AGAIN
Disssssss
Klein can't believe this shit
Highlighted green so you know it's important
Jump!
What is that thing exactly? A jewel? if so I'd recommend selling it.
Whatever it is it has water and spirit elements SO IT'S MINE.
WOOSH
TAKE IT FRIGHTENED AND POSSIBLY ENDANGERED WILD ANIMAL WHO IS PROBABLY ACTING OUT OF SELF DEFENSE
Is that a frozen bong?
HA I SUMMONED A FLOATING PICTURE OF IT HE'LL NEVER WITHSTAND THAT
ANOTHER DAY SAVED FROM A SCARED AND DISORIENTED ANIMAL
Why does this talking baby clown keep following me?
What time is it?
Oh imagine the loogie I could hock from here
More plot then? Well, alright
Today known as Detroit
heehee I see you
Those two-timing bastards
Hmm I wonder if this is significant
Well this place seems nice
What were you parents thinking when they named you?
Now we could go to where the plot is
Or we could frolic among the apples!
An apple has fire elements huh what
Wanna see a trick?
Tada
Ok enough I'm ready to move on
I can feel it in my mustache
Is Edward Elric a nice guy in person?
:|
Just come around back into this room with me for a minute >:)
Sweet free lunch
Jesus, Klein, where do you keep that thing
This is Veola. Veola is one of my favourites because she can be incredibly fun to annoy and get right up in her face. Also she pays out Lita a lot which is cool, too
Perhaps help you leave?
Now get out
Now get out
Now get out
Yes go annoy Lyla
Veola's gonna knick-knack your balls in a minute
GTFO
It was already half eaten when I got it
No she didn't
Is that some kind of drug lingo? You a druggie, boy? We don't appreciate that in this town
Yes, she's heard of it. That's exactly why she asked, Klein.
I see this is also where she keeps the old ladies
Everything's gotta flash with a blinding light in this game, doesn't it?
It goes where the wind takes it
Life potion from Zelda what are you doing here
Yessss now I can buy precious swimsuits and I'm not even kidding
I missed the cap but he's basically taking about the mountain city of magical wonder
You're going to coax jack asses with their jack assery
Norman: FFFFFFFFFFFF--
Do you have one? GIVE IT TO ME OR I'LL KILL YOU
The magical element Ear
People who use alchemy are alchemists! That's me! :D :D :D :D
You're going to have to blow me first
Norman's mustache isn't amused.
And that'll do for now. That was about a half an hour's worth of game play, augh this is going to take a while.