Writing in the style of any riot grrrl.

[earlofgrey]

On the worst of days, while enmeshed in the more crushing aspects of toil and drudgery, I like to attempt to incite class war. It lies somewhere between a joke, catharsis, and the smallest hope that my compatriots will join me and we can free ourselves from the evils of capitalism by savagely and gleefully unleashing hell. Recently, however, I was

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[transversecity]

"I must express a certain regretful understanding of this lamentable situation; but nevertheless, I would strongly recommend a different rock; I am quite sure that the one in your hand has too grave a resemblance to a woman's thigh and might tempt the lower classes to sin."

[earlofgrey]

Then sin they shall, vile oppressor!

[transversecity]

Fie! You, who would encourage them to fill their ephemeral bodies with bread at cost of their numinous souls!