Sing me a serenade and wash away the blood that stains each and every part of me.

[earlofgrey]

I can still taste

Comments

[martygreene]

Oh no Jack! For what reason are they stealing teefs?

[earlofgrey]

They're stealing my wisdom teeth! I have no idea why; clearly they're all mad. Foolish dentists. Alas! Alack! Misery! Woe!

[brni]

oh my. you do have someone to wait for you and help you find your way home, yes? if not, please let me know. also, don't expect to be using any sharp objects for the next couple days, lest the narcotics induce you to commit unexpected secondary surgery.

[earlofgrey]

Parker very graciously volunteered to get me home; thank you so much for offering, though. I was honestly a bit worried about that part.

-laughs- I'll try my best. I'm afraid you've already seen how brilliant I can be when provided with knives and intoxicants.

[brni]

should anything arise that causes those plans to fail, please be sure to make my phone ring.

[earlofgrey]

Thank you very, very much.

[swirl_girlx]

Cufflinks!

[earlofgrey]

Clever thing.

[chronographia]

I advocate the practice of putting teeth-excess teeth-in a small box and tying it up with ribbon. Mind you, it gives people a bit of a shock when they snoop inside.

[maggieb]

yes, yes. when my teeth were unceremoniously stolen from me under the cover of artificial night, I carefully asked beforehand to be allowed to keep them afterward. I was sent home with a mouth full of cotton; a bottle of painkiller; and a little envelope with the most grotesque twisted teeth you have ever seen. Good luck.

[earlofgrey]

Goodness gracious! That's amazing.

Thank you much.

[earlofgrey]

Even better. I'm really hoping that they let me keep them.

[westlinwind]

I have all of my wisdom hidden in a wooden box. It was taken from me, then given back in the form of four oddly-shaped teeth.

[earlofgrey]

Excellent idea.