More Joy Day!

[e_juliana]

As is evidenced by many people on my f-list, today is More Joy Day. I approve of this, as I and many other people I know need more joy.

So, my small contribution to this day is: Leave a comment about something you'd like me to write a limerick or haiku about. (Preferably something I've a shot at knowing something about, or at least easily

Comments

[sowilo]

Can't believe I'm the first to say it, but -- Fernet

p.s. they had it on the cruise, but I couldn't get anyone else to try it, since I don't drink it.

[e_juliana]

Ned always claimed he was quite het,
Then he drank a wee shot of Fernet.
He was found in the stacks,
Being ridden bareback,
By a leather daddy named Janet.

[chipuni]

Do a limerick or haiku about...

Oxen.

(Yes, the big, lumbering beasts!)

[e_juliana]

Big lumbering beast,
It's wise to let it slumber.
Gore wounds heal slowly.

[chipuni]

*WILD APPLAUSE!*

[cass404]

East of Eden

[e_juliana]

At a bar entitled Bel Ami,
There will you find Jen saying, "Hit me!"
She drinks the Eden down
And commences to frown,
Asking, "Why is my glass so empty?"

[maidengurl]

sowilo beat me to Fernet (of which I cannot find in Colorado as yet).

So, howz about...Motorcycles.

[e_juliana]

Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom.
Rumble rumble rumble vroom.
Vroom vroom vroom vroom. (Vroom.)

[redwright]

Zee Packers.

:)