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[e_clare]

When it comes to wasting time, I am a fucking rock star.

(Why can't I put that on my resume?)

Comments

[llogan]

i double dog dare you to put that on a resume.

[olivia_circe]

I think you should put it on your resume.

SKILLS: Kicking Ass, Predicting Oscar Results, Proofreading, Microsoft Office, Quoting Oscar Wilde, Reading Tom Stoppard's Mind, Creating Man Walls, Leadership, Wasting Time.

I'd hire you.