✌ video; 091119 走魂 #02 (english translation)
♥ OMG HOW DOES KOYAMA NOT BURST HIS LUNGS WHEN HE'S YELLING ACROSS THE FIELD LIKE HE IS? <3 This is a super rushed write-up, and probably lots of errors and outright mistakes. When the four of them (or even two of them) are talking together, I kinda go @_@ . There were also mumbles I was unable to distinguish and other little lines skipped over (my listening was always fail). UM, HOW is it that Shige is teased and bullied no matter where he goes? Even the TV voice-over and inanimate objects seem to mock him. Oh Shige~ <3 I still love the pointlessness of this show. *squishes them* I'm so sleepy now... I know a lot of this is off... apologies.
➟ I don't guarantee accuracy because Japanese is not my native language, and I just fail at Japanese to English in general. Original meaning is only retained in the original language. English also tends to make less and less sense when I translate things.
➟ Everything sounds much better in my head.
➟ Anything originally in English is in capitals.
➟ Ask if you *really* want to use but I can't imagine why :)
➟ Have not proof-read~ ^^;;
『走魂 #02 - 091119』 ✎ ENGLISH TRANSLATION
[] = writing on screen
An = Announcer
St = Staff
TY = Tegoshi Yuya
MT = Masuda Takahisa
KK = Koyama Keiichiro
KS = Kato Shigeaki
An: Tegoshi Yuya will run with splendour.
Masuda Takahisa will run with dynamic. (?!)
Koyama Keiichiro will run with flexibility.
Kato Shigeaki will run with all his strength.
This time NEWS will sprint with their combined effort.
However there's an unexpected happening!
St: We'll change the day...
TY: What do you mean by "change the day"?
TY: Let's so this seriously.
[The crisis that suspended filming]
An: Tegoshi has decided, but what exactly happened?
An: NEWS will run and run and run.
An: The running TV show that will give Japan energy/vitality!
[Last time they ran 8.5km to NTV]
An: This program is collaborating with Lawson's afforestation project.
An: Each time, NEWS will follow instructions and depending on the points they receive, trees will be planted.
An: So what were the instructions this time?
St: Good morning, everyone.
KK & TY & MT & TY: Good morning~
KK: Um...
St: Yes?
KK: Where are we?
[Certain (running) circuit facility in the city]
KK: Is there any need to run before the filming?
St: Technically, no.
KS: What will we be doing today?
St: So we want to kind of confirm the bond between the four of you.
KK: We're totally bonded together!
KS: We get along fine!
KK: There's a bond.
St: When it comes to a bond between four, of course wouldn't it be relays?
MT: EH?!
KS: Were you in relays at athletic meets?
TY: I guess not really...
KS: Is it okay to just do a relay normally?
St: We'll have you do relays until the four of you are satisfied.
KK: There are really too many non-established rules~
St: So today, let's have all four of you run relays until you're satisfied.
KS: Eh? Where? Where? I have no idea.
An: This time, run 4x100m relays until satisfied.
St: So, we've arrived at the track and field.
KK: It kinda get's your tension up, honestly!
St: Since we don't know how fast you can run...
KS: Honestly, we don't even know.
St: Right?
St: Does't it give you the feeling of running 100m?
MT: No, it doesn't.
TY: Doesn't.
KS: Thinking about it, no it doesn't give me that feeling.
TY: Incidentally, you don't have soccer balls, right?
St: No.
KS: If it's with a soccer ball -
KK: No, it's because he's faster dribbling.
TY: I'm faster dribbling.
[First we'll time their individual 100m run]
An: It's been years since they've seriously run 100m. What kind of results will we get?
An: The first to run is the oldest, Koyama, 25 years old.
St: Ready~
TY: The hard bit is the last 50m.
TY: That was fast!
MT: Fast, fast!
MT: Nice, Koyama!
St: 14.22 seconds!
KK: Intense!
KK: So far!
An: Next is Tegoshi who cares about exercise the most.
KK: I think Tegoshi's fast. Because he hates to lose. :)
KK: I think he's break 13 seconds.
TY: I'll probably be 15 seconds.
An: However after this, an unexpected happening occurs to Tegoshi!
St: Ready~
TY: Wait a moment!
KK: Cramp?
[STATE OF EMERGENCY!]
KK: TEGOSHI~~~! ARE YOU OKAY?!
[Tegoshi's leg cramped]
TY: Ow!
KS: Where? Where?
TY: Um at the start, it cramped. Ouch!
[The happening at 30m after the start]
[Tegoshi's unexpected situation]
[NEWS ran 8.5km to NTV the previous day]
An: Actually, the day they ran 8.5km to NTV was the day before. As expected it had a big effect.
An: Tegoshi heads to the waiting room temporarily.
KK: I guess Soukon made you go all "do your best"!
KK: I think it'd be better for you to sit down.
MT: Take it easy, Tegoshi~
TY: Okay okay.
MT: My legs have been totally max since this morning. My muscles were in maximum pain.
MT: But I'll run.
KS: Let's go.
[Masuda won't cower from the fatigue from the previous day either]
An: And he stands at the start line.
St: Ready~
KK: Go go go!
KK: You can do it!
KK: Wah, fast!
[Outperforming Koyama's time at 13.61 seconds]
KK: Shige. 13 seconds appeared.
KS: I have no confidence.
An: Kato, who is actually bad at exercise, what is his true strength?
St: Ready~
[Short of gunpowder...]
St: Sorry!
KS: I was so nervous! Please give me a moment. I was so nervous.
KK: Because things like that happen to Shige. Things like the gunshot being short.
KS: My time will definitely be slow.
KS: I hope it will be overlooked.
St: Okay, let's be prepared.
KK: You can do it!
St: Ready~
KK: He's so slow!
KS: So long.
KK: Eh?
MT: Shige! Come over here!
KK: Shige! Hurry and come over here!
[The slowest so far]
KS: Uwah that was tiring and so long.
An: Standing at the start line on all fours with the unreliable form.
An: On the other hand, Tegoshi who received a massage in the waiting room.
An: He's fired up and wanting to get revenge on the 100m sprint.
KK: Tegoshi, you can do it!
KK: I'm worried that Tegoshi will cramp again.
KK: I want Tegoshi to come up with 12 seconds.
St: Ready~
KK: Go go go!
TY: My legs are incredibly painful.
KS: Ah, that was fast.
[Tegoshi 14.33 seconds]
TY: This really hurts.
[Unable to recover completely]
TY: Yah but relay will be fine.
TY: Alriiight, let's do the relay.
TY: I want to do the relay.
TY: I can do it, I can do it.
[Worried about Tegoshi's body, emergency staff meeting]
TY: Let's go full out once.
[Appealing that he wants to run no matter what, is the Tegoshi who hates to lose]
St: But I think it would be better to time the run when his physical condition is better.
TY: Yes but, let's do this once, the 4x100m relay.
St: We'll change the day...
TY: What do you mean by "change the day"?
St: The plans for the relay...
St: It's not about getting angry~
St: Because it's not just you. Everyone's worried about you.
TY: I'll be fine. I'll be fine.
KK: Since they made us run yesterday, you see. I would've tried a bit harder. But we're running two days in a row.
St: What did you do yesterday?
KK: Get somebody to tell you.
KK: Masuda-san, can you tell me your schedule for today from the afternoon?
MT: Practice for my stageplay.
KK: Your tension is so low.
KS: I want to try my best but everyone's -
KK: Look over there. That adults' conference.
KS: Will they change the day? For real?
KK: Tegoshi-san is being persuaded by the adults.
KK: Though I'm happy with whatever he wants.
An: Under the strong intent of Tegoshi, the 4x100m relay will be carried out.
An: By the way, the individual times for their 100m were as follows. Together, it should be about 58.20 second. Then...!
St: I'd like to establish the aim. This...
KK: Isn't that too fast?
[Divided into male then female, Jamaica record, Japan record, Japan Senior high school record, Japan Junior high school record, Japan Primary school record]
KK: Jamaica! Oh gosh.
KK: For us, 20 seconds...?! EH?!
MT: It's the same as what Shige runs on his own!
KK: I would've wanted you to investigate one more below (the Primary school record).
KS: We want the Kindergarten record.
TY: Are we aiming for this? The girls?
[Primary school girls record 51.32]
KS: Aren't primary school girls super fast?
KS: I'm scared.
KS: What we're all saying is incredibly uncool. Even I'm saying it, and it's so uncool... but
KS: The primary school girls...
KK & KS & MT & TY: Let's beat them!
[The aim is the primary school girls record in Japan of 51.32 seconds]
KK: Let's do out best!
[The nervous start]
An: So then finally, the nerve-wracking start.
TY: If we miss the baton, that would be the worst.
An: Can they display their teamwork?
St: Ready~
KK: There he goes. My worry is Shige.
[Kato's regretful baton miss]
KK: AS EXPECTED, IT HAPPENED~!
KK: OVER THERE~!
KK: AS EXPECTED. OVER THERE~!
KK: RETURN ME MY 100M!
An: Kato passed the relay zone where you can hold the baton and was disqualified.
KS: EVEN THOUGH I WANTED THE BATON TO GO SMOOTHLY! THEREFORE PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE! TRULY I'M SO SORRY!
KS: Just like I said.
MT: Shall we do it?
TY: Right!
An: With this, it can't be considered satisfaction. They'll challenge the 4x100m relay for the second time. This time can Kato succeed in the baton pass?
KK: There is only one worry... and it's not me.
St: Ready~
TY: Uwah, it's a great start.
[Kato praying for a successful baton pass]
KK: Go go go!
[Next is the anchor Kato]
[DEFINITELY cannot miss it]
An: This time he succeeded in catching tha baton!
KK: Go! Shige, go!
An: However where they able to beat the 51.32 seconds?
An: On the first relay, Kato missed the baton. And so on the second time, can they beat 51.32 seconds?
St: 55.69 seconds.
KK: Damn!
MT: Serious? This is impossible! Too fast.
An: Up until the third runner Tegoshi, they had a good time of 39 seconds.
TY: 39 seconds means that between me, Kei-chan and Massu, since each of the three of us had 13 seconds... but...
KS: Are you critisizing me? Just now...
TY: No. Cos we're a team.
An: Here, some suggestions from the staff...
St: For the last one, let's beat 55 seconds.
KK: Ah, that's good.
TY: Let's do it!
TY: Let's not lose to the primary school girls.
KK: But they're fast.
KS: If for example, without me...
KK: What? What? What's this method?
TY: 130m, 130m, 130m would be weird.
KS: No, not that.
[For the members aiming to beat 55 seconds, there's information]
[Tegoshi is in the middle of a massage]
St: Okay, here we have one odd bit of information.
St: There are various methods to run faster.
KK: Why didn't you tell us that earlier?
St: Well, we wanted to see you all do it first just as you are.
KS: And then didn't you feel that unexpectably, the "just as we are" were really uncool?
[Figure 8 with rubber band on your feet]
[Chewing a gum before running will increase your concentration]
An: Who will go buy these items?
St: Kato-san.
KS: Saying it honestly, isn't this doing errands?
MT: Technically, technically.
An: Kato, who was the slowest at 100m, will go and buy them.
KS: Money?
KK: Your own.
KS: Serious?
KS: I hadn't thought was I was that slow.
KS: I'm sure I was a bit faster.
St: The camera goes until here.
[To the nearby Lawson after running for 8 minutes]
[Meanwhile...]
KS: Got them without any trouble.
St: Run on the return as well.
KS: Ah. Okay.
KS: This is annoying, holding it.
[Furthermore the members are practising]
An: He finally arrives back at the track and field.
KS: It was far.
MT: That was slow.
KS: Sorry.
KK: Thanks, Shige. Let's go.
An: Anyway the members who want to run faster, attempt with both methods, using the rubber bands and gum.
An: The aim is 55.00 seconds. Kato will be the first runner who doesn't need take the baton (during baton pass).
[The destined last run]
An: The four are reaching their physical limits. This will be the destined last run.
KS: Eh how do I hold it? Like this?
[Will you be okay, Kato?!]
An: However what is the time?
An: 55.88 seconds. They were unable achieve their goal.
TY: Damn~!
MT: Damn!
KK: Damn!
KS: Was it me... probably~
TY: Ahhh dammit!
KK: That was regretful.
KK: But seriously don't you want to take revenge?
TY: Dammit!
St: Good work today!
TY: Even though we tried so hard~!
KK: The staff are laughing at us.
An: This time around, they get two tree-planting points.
KS: Hwayahhh~
[After this, Tegoshi and Kato running in the gym]
An: To the busy people of today, we'd like to invite the women who want to run but cannot, to a city oasis. This is the running gym. The one we visited this time is Fitness Club Hiroo. Celebrities frequent this place that's completely equipped with all out training machines. There's also an aroma bedrock...
An: Well then, let's start the gym talk.
[Please tell us your name and age]
TY: Tegoshi Yuya, 22 years old. Thank you very much.
KS: Kato Shigeaki, 22 years old.
[Please tell us your height and weight]
TY: Um, 170cm, 56kg.
KS: 175cm, 60kg.
KS: What is this?
[What are each other good points and bad points?]
TY: Shige's good point is that his brain turns really fast.
TY: His bad points are his negative side.
KS: What do you know~?
KS: Tegoshi's good point, is obviously his kindness.
KS: His bad point is his self-centeredness.
[On the last day of your life, what do you want to eat?]
TY: My parents' home cooking.
TY: In particular, curry.
KS: For me, rice with sea bream. I want to eat a whole "issou" of rice with sea bream. (Isshou is an old Japanese measurement unit for liquids. 1 isshou = approx 1800 cubic centimetres)
[What's your favourite part of your body?]
TY: Thighs.
KS: Collarbone.
TY: We'll continue to run even from now.
[Please match your answers to each other. An animal that begins with "u"?]
St: Ready, set~
KS: "Ushi" (Cow)
TY: "Usagi" (Rabbit/Hare)
KS: Ahhh, Usagi!
TY: That one~
KS: It's even the year of the hare for us!
[Please match your answers to each other. If it's spaghetti...]
KS: Match it to me.
TY: Okay.
St: Ready, set~
KS: Carbonara.
TY: Carbonara.
KS: I've made that for Tegoshi.
TY: You're right. I've eaten Shige's home cooked carbonara.
KS: Is this interesting? Is it interesting to watch?
[Please do a "monomane" (impersonation)]
TY: Monomane?! Starting from me?
An: After this, we'll show the embarrassing monomane.
*Tegoshi does Dylan Macky impersonation*
*Shige does Kuwata Keisuke impersonation*
[NEWS will continue running]
➟ I don't guarantee accuracy because Japanese is not my native language, and I just fail at Japanese to English in general. Original meaning is only retained in the original language. English also tends to make less and less sense when I translate things.
➟ Everything sounds much better in my head.
➟ Anything originally in English is in capitals.
➟ Ask if you *really* want to use but I can't imagine why :)
➟ Have not proof-read~ ^^;;
『走魂 #02 - 091119』 ✎ ENGLISH TRANSLATION
[] = writing on screen
An = Announcer
St = Staff
TY = Tegoshi Yuya
MT = Masuda Takahisa
KK = Koyama Keiichiro
KS = Kato Shigeaki
An: Tegoshi Yuya will run with splendour.
Masuda Takahisa will run with dynamic. (?!)
Koyama Keiichiro will run with flexibility.
Kato Shigeaki will run with all his strength.
This time NEWS will sprint with their combined effort.
However there's an unexpected happening!
St: We'll change the day...
TY: What do you mean by "change the day"?
TY: Let's so this seriously.
[The crisis that suspended filming]
An: Tegoshi has decided, but what exactly happened?
An: NEWS will run and run and run.
An: The running TV show that will give Japan energy/vitality!
[Last time they ran 8.5km to NTV]
An: This program is collaborating with Lawson's afforestation project.
An: Each time, NEWS will follow instructions and depending on the points they receive, trees will be planted.
An: So what were the instructions this time?
St: Good morning, everyone.
KK & TY & MT & TY: Good morning~
KK: Um...
St: Yes?
KK: Where are we?
[Certain (running) circuit facility in the city]
KK: Is there any need to run before the filming?
St: Technically, no.
KS: What will we be doing today?
St: So we want to kind of confirm the bond between the four of you.
KK: We're totally bonded together!
KS: We get along fine!
KK: There's a bond.
St: When it comes to a bond between four, of course wouldn't it be relays?
MT: EH?!
KS: Were you in relays at athletic meets?
TY: I guess not really...
KS: Is it okay to just do a relay normally?
St: We'll have you do relays until the four of you are satisfied.
KK: There are really too many non-established rules~
St: So today, let's have all four of you run relays until you're satisfied.
KS: Eh? Where? Where? I have no idea.
An: This time, run 4x100m relays until satisfied.
St: So, we've arrived at the track and field.
KK: It kinda get's your tension up, honestly!
St: Since we don't know how fast you can run...
KS: Honestly, we don't even know.
St: Right?
St: Does't it give you the feeling of running 100m?
MT: No, it doesn't.
TY: Doesn't.
KS: Thinking about it, no it doesn't give me that feeling.
TY: Incidentally, you don't have soccer balls, right?
St: No.
KS: If it's with a soccer ball -
KK: No, it's because he's faster dribbling.
TY: I'm faster dribbling.
[First we'll time their individual 100m run]
An: It's been years since they've seriously run 100m. What kind of results will we get?
An: The first to run is the oldest, Koyama, 25 years old.
St: Ready~
TY: The hard bit is the last 50m.
TY: That was fast!
MT: Fast, fast!
MT: Nice, Koyama!
St: 14.22 seconds!
KK: Intense!
KK: So far!
An: Next is Tegoshi who cares about exercise the most.
KK: I think Tegoshi's fast. Because he hates to lose. :)
KK: I think he's break 13 seconds.
TY: I'll probably be 15 seconds.
An: However after this, an unexpected happening occurs to Tegoshi!
St: Ready~
TY: Wait a moment!
KK: Cramp?
[STATE OF EMERGENCY!]
KK: TEGOSHI~~~! ARE YOU OKAY?!
[Tegoshi's leg cramped]
TY: Ow!
KS: Where? Where?
TY: Um at the start, it cramped. Ouch!
[The happening at 30m after the start]
[Tegoshi's unexpected situation]
[NEWS ran 8.5km to NTV the previous day]
An: Actually, the day they ran 8.5km to NTV was the day before. As expected it had a big effect.
An: Tegoshi heads to the waiting room temporarily.
KK: I guess Soukon made you go all "do your best"!
KK: I think it'd be better for you to sit down.
MT: Take it easy, Tegoshi~
TY: Okay okay.
MT: My legs have been totally max since this morning. My muscles were in maximum pain.
MT: But I'll run.
KS: Let's go.
[Masuda won't cower from the fatigue from the previous day either]
An: And he stands at the start line.
St: Ready~
KK: Go go go!
KK: You can do it!
KK: Wah, fast!
[Outperforming Koyama's time at 13.61 seconds]
KK: Shige. 13 seconds appeared.
KS: I have no confidence.
An: Kato, who is actually bad at exercise, what is his true strength?
St: Ready~
[Short of gunpowder...]
St: Sorry!
KS: I was so nervous! Please give me a moment. I was so nervous.
KK: Because things like that happen to Shige. Things like the gunshot being short.
KS: My time will definitely be slow.
KS: I hope it will be overlooked.
St: Okay, let's be prepared.
KK: You can do it!
St: Ready~
KK: He's so slow!
KS: So long.
KK: Eh?
MT: Shige! Come over here!
KK: Shige! Hurry and come over here!
[The slowest so far]
KS: Uwah that was tiring and so long.
An: Standing at the start line on all fours with the unreliable form.
An: On the other hand, Tegoshi who received a massage in the waiting room.
An: He's fired up and wanting to get revenge on the 100m sprint.
KK: Tegoshi, you can do it!
KK: I'm worried that Tegoshi will cramp again.
KK: I want Tegoshi to come up with 12 seconds.
St: Ready~
KK: Go go go!
TY: My legs are incredibly painful.
KS: Ah, that was fast.
[Tegoshi 14.33 seconds]
TY: This really hurts.
[Unable to recover completely]
TY: Yah but relay will be fine.
TY: Alriiight, let's do the relay.
TY: I want to do the relay.
TY: I can do it, I can do it.
[Worried about Tegoshi's body, emergency staff meeting]
TY: Let's go full out once.
[Appealing that he wants to run no matter what, is the Tegoshi who hates to lose]
St: But I think it would be better to time the run when his physical condition is better.
TY: Yes but, let's do this once, the 4x100m relay.
St: We'll change the day...
TY: What do you mean by "change the day"?
St: The plans for the relay...
St: It's not about getting angry~
St: Because it's not just you. Everyone's worried about you.
TY: I'll be fine. I'll be fine.
KK: Since they made us run yesterday, you see. I would've tried a bit harder. But we're running two days in a row.
St: What did you do yesterday?
KK: Get somebody to tell you.
KK: Masuda-san, can you tell me your schedule for today from the afternoon?
MT: Practice for my stageplay.
KK: Your tension is so low.
KS: I want to try my best but everyone's -
KK: Look over there. That adults' conference.
KS: Will they change the day? For real?
KK: Tegoshi-san is being persuaded by the adults.
KK: Though I'm happy with whatever he wants.
An: Under the strong intent of Tegoshi, the 4x100m relay will be carried out.
An: By the way, the individual times for their 100m were as follows. Together, it should be about 58.20 second. Then...!
St: I'd like to establish the aim. This...
KK: Isn't that too fast?
[Divided into male then female, Jamaica record, Japan record, Japan Senior high school record, Japan Junior high school record, Japan Primary school record]
KK: Jamaica! Oh gosh.
KK: For us, 20 seconds...?! EH?!
MT: It's the same as what Shige runs on his own!
KK: I would've wanted you to investigate one more below (the Primary school record).
KS: We want the Kindergarten record.
TY: Are we aiming for this? The girls?
[Primary school girls record 51.32]
KS: Aren't primary school girls super fast?
KS: I'm scared.
KS: What we're all saying is incredibly uncool. Even I'm saying it, and it's so uncool... but
KS: The primary school girls...
KK & KS & MT & TY: Let's beat them!
[The aim is the primary school girls record in Japan of 51.32 seconds]
KK: Let's do out best!
[The nervous start]
An: So then finally, the nerve-wracking start.
TY: If we miss the baton, that would be the worst.
An: Can they display their teamwork?
St: Ready~
KK: There he goes. My worry is Shige.
[Kato's regretful baton miss]
KK: AS EXPECTED, IT HAPPENED~!
KK: OVER THERE~!
KK: AS EXPECTED. OVER THERE~!
KK: RETURN ME MY 100M!
An: Kato passed the relay zone where you can hold the baton and was disqualified.
KS: EVEN THOUGH I WANTED THE BATON TO GO SMOOTHLY! THEREFORE PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE! TRULY I'M SO SORRY!
KS: Just like I said.
MT: Shall we do it?
TY: Right!
An: With this, it can't be considered satisfaction. They'll challenge the 4x100m relay for the second time. This time can Kato succeed in the baton pass?
KK: There is only one worry... and it's not me.
St: Ready~
TY: Uwah, it's a great start.
[Kato praying for a successful baton pass]
KK: Go go go!
[Next is the anchor Kato]
[DEFINITELY cannot miss it]
An: This time he succeeded in catching tha baton!
KK: Go! Shige, go!
An: However where they able to beat the 51.32 seconds?
An: On the first relay, Kato missed the baton. And so on the second time, can they beat 51.32 seconds?
St: 55.69 seconds.
KK: Damn!
MT: Serious? This is impossible! Too fast.
An: Up until the third runner Tegoshi, they had a good time of 39 seconds.
TY: 39 seconds means that between me, Kei-chan and Massu, since each of the three of us had 13 seconds... but...
KS: Are you critisizing me? Just now...
TY: No. Cos we're a team.
An: Here, some suggestions from the staff...
St: For the last one, let's beat 55 seconds.
KK: Ah, that's good.
TY: Let's do it!
TY: Let's not lose to the primary school girls.
KK: But they're fast.
KS: If for example, without me...
KK: What? What? What's this method?
TY: 130m, 130m, 130m would be weird.
KS: No, not that.
[For the members aiming to beat 55 seconds, there's information]
[Tegoshi is in the middle of a massage]
St: Okay, here we have one odd bit of information.
St: There are various methods to run faster.
KK: Why didn't you tell us that earlier?
St: Well, we wanted to see you all do it first just as you are.
KS: And then didn't you feel that unexpectably, the "just as we are" were really uncool?
[Figure 8 with rubber band on your feet]
[Chewing a gum before running will increase your concentration]
An: Who will go buy these items?
St: Kato-san.
KS: Saying it honestly, isn't this doing errands?
MT: Technically, technically.
An: Kato, who was the slowest at 100m, will go and buy them.
KS: Money?
KK: Your own.
KS: Serious?
KS: I hadn't thought was I was that slow.
KS: I'm sure I was a bit faster.
St: The camera goes until here.
[To the nearby Lawson after running for 8 minutes]
[Meanwhile...]
KS: Got them without any trouble.
St: Run on the return as well.
KS: Ah. Okay.
KS: This is annoying, holding it.
[Furthermore the members are practising]
An: He finally arrives back at the track and field.
KS: It was far.
MT: That was slow.
KS: Sorry.
KK: Thanks, Shige. Let's go.
An: Anyway the members who want to run faster, attempt with both methods, using the rubber bands and gum.
An: The aim is 55.00 seconds. Kato will be the first runner who doesn't need take the baton (during baton pass).
[The destined last run]
An: The four are reaching their physical limits. This will be the destined last run.
KS: Eh how do I hold it? Like this?
[Will you be okay, Kato?!]
An: However what is the time?
An: 55.88 seconds. They were unable achieve their goal.
TY: Damn~!
MT: Damn!
KK: Damn!
KS: Was it me... probably~
TY: Ahhh dammit!
KK: That was regretful.
KK: But seriously don't you want to take revenge?
TY: Dammit!
St: Good work today!
TY: Even though we tried so hard~!
KK: The staff are laughing at us.
An: This time around, they get two tree-planting points.
KS: Hwayahhh~
[After this, Tegoshi and Kato running in the gym]
An: To the busy people of today, we'd like to invite the women who want to run but cannot, to a city oasis. This is the running gym. The one we visited this time is Fitness Club Hiroo. Celebrities frequent this place that's completely equipped with all out training machines. There's also an aroma bedrock...
An: Well then, let's start the gym talk.
[Please tell us your name and age]
TY: Tegoshi Yuya, 22 years old. Thank you very much.
KS: Kato Shigeaki, 22 years old.
[Please tell us your height and weight]
TY: Um, 170cm, 56kg.
KS: 175cm, 60kg.
KS: What is this?
[What are each other good points and bad points?]
TY: Shige's good point is that his brain turns really fast.
TY: His bad points are his negative side.
KS: What do you know~?
KS: Tegoshi's good point, is obviously his kindness.
KS: His bad point is his self-centeredness.
[On the last day of your life, what do you want to eat?]
TY: My parents' home cooking.
TY: In particular, curry.
KS: For me, rice with sea bream. I want to eat a whole "issou" of rice with sea bream. (Isshou is an old Japanese measurement unit for liquids. 1 isshou = approx 1800 cubic centimetres)
[What's your favourite part of your body?]
TY: Thighs.
KS: Collarbone.
TY: We'll continue to run even from now.
[Please match your answers to each other. An animal that begins with "u"?]
St: Ready, set~
KS: "Ushi" (Cow)
TY: "Usagi" (Rabbit/Hare)
KS: Ahhh, Usagi!
TY: That one~
KS: It's even the year of the hare for us!
[Please match your answers to each other. If it's spaghetti...]
KS: Match it to me.
TY: Okay.
St: Ready, set~
KS: Carbonara.
TY: Carbonara.
KS: I've made that for Tegoshi.
TY: You're right. I've eaten Shige's home cooked carbonara.
KS: Is this interesting? Is it interesting to watch?
[Please do a "monomane" (impersonation)]
TY: Monomane?! Starting from me?
An: After this, we'll show the embarrassing monomane.
*Tegoshi does Dylan Macky impersonation*
*Shige does Kuwata Keisuke impersonation*
[NEWS will continue running]