(Belated) New Year's Resolutions

[e_to_the_ipi]

1. I will complete my PhD corrections. Ideally, also graduate this year.
2. I will come up with something I want to do and try to pursue it.
3. I will spend minimal time lying in bed alone and in good health.
4. I will not send messages to women who really do not want to hear from me anymore.
5. I will not become a cautionary tale. I am not going to be anyone's Adam.
6. I will try writing words in ways that please people.
7. I will read the Anatomy of Melancholy.
8. I will avoid being single the whole year or live with it.
9. I will learn something.
10. I will not fail as badly as I did last year. Which I'm generally writing off/being in denial about.

Additionally:
11. Ideally, I'll get my own place.
12. And a job.
13. And some semblance of peace with my psychopharmacological state.
14. I will be remarkable again.
15. And attempt to be healthy and in shape.
16. I will do my best to get good people into Parliament, and ideally avoid tories.
17. Or letting the election and government get to me too much.
18. I won't let a woman kill me. (Not in the Tower of Song.)