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[dzuunmod]

This local story is comedy gold. If the lede doesn't compel you to read the whole thing (and you really should), you simply lack a funnybone:

"The City of Montreal has been ordered to pay $20,000 in damages after a judge ruled a drunk janitor had ruined a bar mitzvah, which the city tried to cover up by falsely accusing the bar mitzvah boy of not

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[fuzzyila]

That's tragically hilarious! Can I link to your post?

[dzuunmod]

You can even take it for your own, if you want!

[fuzzyila]

I'm too lazy. You already did the intro and everything :)

[dzuunmod]

A kicker on it all: A coworker tells me about an interview she heard with one of the boy's grandmothers (maybe the one quoted at the bottom of the article - I dunno) during which she said that when she was young, she spent time in a Nazi concentration camp, and that the party was worse.