22 Week Confession

[dzfo]

Dear Livejournal,

It's been 22 weeks since my last confession... What's happened in the meantime? Oh, probably about a million things. Since I don't really feel like typing out a million things, I'm opting to type two extremely vague and almost universally true lines to bring you up to date.

Good: Still spend most of my time shambling about on

Comments

[jelbel]

brilliant! to throw another idea out there, maybe you shouldn't look at using urinals as an art, but in a more psychological fashion... kinda like those personality or career tests you find everywhere. "based on your ability to function properly, you should be a (insert profession)." now, those with better aim are more suited for something like... firefighting. those lacking skills may be better as a lifeguard. :P

[dzfo]

I would not want to be among the graders for the Pissing Aptitude Test, but I think you certainly have a point!

[sakana]

o_O Stupid organs. When will they learn their place?

Feel better soon.

[dzfo]

I can do one better than soon: I'm already healed! The organ fiasco actually occurred a couple months back, so now I'm just waiting for the next trauma.

Someday I hope to end the organ insurrection in a bloodless fashion, probably after several days of fierce negotiation and Tums. My backup plan is to ply my organs with alcohol, but that's not usually as productive as I would like it to be.

Anyhow, thanks for the "get well!"

[escaevaotaku]

Um, ew. An actual puddle? Not just random drips, but a puddle?