Pussy Power

[dyvinesweetness]

Ok lol If you are squeamish about "women's issues" please skip this paragraph. So yesterday I was standing in the train being ever so casual and cool in a way that only I can be when I sneezed and my tampon slipped half way out!! Initially I was just weirded out and scared for my clothes (luckily I wear an ultrathin pad with tampons because of my

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[lovelylind]

LOL for jokes that go wrong (Ebony and Ivory? :o\!!!!!) I used so say,

"Survey Says!!!" like on Family Feud. lol

[dyvinesweetness]

Under normal circumstances I might've done my rendition of Sandman from Apollo and danced his ass out of the office, but they ARE quick to the trigger with firing folks lately so I pulled a half-fake laugh. =/

[ranata]

I sneezed and my tampon slipped half way out!

LMAO!

I've had that happen. You sneeze and that shit slips! It did that to me when I was in this speech class recently. I knew I needed to change that shit but I couldn't very well say "oh I need to change my 'pon right quick!" even though all girls were present..LOL.

And I won't get perfect scores on your Cosby quiz cuz that show was an utter bore to me, especially after Olivia came on..I couldn't relate. I grew up in the projects with my Daddy living in another city and you technically being raised by my mother only. I didn't get the whole big happy my daddy is a doctor and my mother is a lawyer lifestyle..

[dyvinesweetness]

And then you do the "I've got to get my ass to the bathroom" walk real fast. lol

[ranata]

Exactly! And folks always want to hold you up!

Reggie laughs at my I need to change my tampon quick, fast and in a hurry walk..LOL

[lovelylind]

The Cosby Show bores you??? :o\

Ranata, I don't think we can be friends anymore. lol!

No one I know has a lawyer momma and a doctor dad, but they still can "relate." Shoot, I can relate to the chicks on Sex and the City! lol

[ranata]

oops..I got 40 :x I got 4 right but I guessed on 2 of those..LOL

Sorry Eb!

[dyvinesweetness]

lol No need to apologize. I was trynna stump y'all. This heffa V had to show me up. Then gone not be online for me to call her a cheater!

[ranata]

lmao

I got 70 on the other one..the first one. Most of those were guesses. I'm like, damn I'm a good guesser! I should have done loads better in school..LOL.

Some of that shit I had no idea what you were talking about..it's been that long since I've seen that show..

[thewayoftheid]

My uteromuscular strength is ridic!

ROFL! Kuulawd.

And er, tell your boss that we like our jokes current and TIMELY.

[dyvinesweetness]

I'm sayin. Does he think he's the first to tell me an Ebony & Ivory joke?!? I've been hearing them shits since the song came out! HATED IT!!

They never told me that!!

[psalms_of_nia]

"giving head gives you cancer"

THEY're slippin!!

I am so against tampons so STOP wearing them because I said so!! ...and to have to wear a pad anyway is just crazy! lol

LMAO @ your bosses joke......tooo much time on his hands... but he must've been thinking about you to come up with that one...lol

Re: They never told me that!!

[dyvinesweetness]

"THEY're slippin!!"

LOL! See, they ain't even consistent with it.

"...and to have to wear a pad anyway is just crazy! lol"

Yeah, I'm silly like that.

"LMAO @ your bosses joke"

And you ain't helping by laughing. That's what his ass wants.

Re: They never told me that!!

[psalms_of_nia]

I'm always leery of bosses that tell jokes with me in them..I'm like- "why are you thinking about me on YOUR personal time...dont make me file a harassment complaint!!" LOL

Re: They never told me that!!

[dyvinesweetness]

Oh it's not like he was thinking of me at home or anything. This is only the second time we've met. He thought of that corniness on the spot. Which is prolly why he thought it was so clever and felt the need to tell me. lol