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Mar 10, 2009 13:40

A jewel from the Watchmen thread in the one-sentence porn meme.

*laughs FOREVER*

watchmen, what is this nonsense

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attilatehbun March 10 2009, 17:50:41 UTC
Great goddamn. i am at work i must not look at meme i am at work i must not look at meme i am at work...

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dytabytes March 10 2009, 18:07:18 UTC
It's all just single sentences... some of them are worse than others?

I can paste some of the particularly good, yet not amazingly dirty ones here for you, though, if you like?

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akisawana March 10 2009, 18:27:06 UTC
YOU HAVE RUINED MY IMAGE OF YOU AS SWEET LIL' TOAST FOREVER.

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dytabytes March 10 2009, 18:34:38 UTC
Aw, c'mon, you knew that I wrote smut! Laughing at smut doesn't make me any less sweet (or unfortunately little ;-; *WRYYYYYY*)

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akisawana March 10 2009, 19:47:12 UTC
There's a slight difference between "smut" and "the dog with his head split open!"
Besides, does Rorshach even have sex? If that's his reaction to ladybits...LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I HAVE DISCOVERED THE ROOT OF HIS PROBLEM.
HE NEEDS TO GET LAID VERY, VERY BADLY.
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AND NOW I NEED THAT MENTAL IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD. VERY, VERY BADLY.

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dytabytes March 10 2009, 21:30:12 UTC
I guess? Gotta remember, though, I'm a bio major. I was splitting all manner of dead animal to pieces before I hit sixteen ^^;

Also, Rorschach's issues are all to do with sex, really. He's got a big problem with women in general, for one, because his mother was a prostitute who let him know in great detail how he was a mistake. He's also really conservative because he idolizes his missing father, who supported Truman and who Rorschach believes died in the war as a soldier. Things really just snowballed from there. He was socially stunted because of his upbringing, never made friends, got into heroing because of his obsession with justice, and then everything fell apart after the dogs.

At this point, I think it's less that he needs to get laid and more that he needs some meaningful human relationships. If you think about it, he probably hasn't had a real conversation with anyone since he said goodbye to Daniel nine years ago. That's gotta be seriously bad for your head.

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rp account lazy luckpuns March 10 2009, 18:36:27 UTC
*DIES* omg that wins.

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Re: rp account lazy dytabytes March 10 2009, 21:30:38 UTC
*g* There's more awesome stuff on there. Go look if you've got time X3

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betterthanlegos March 10 2009, 21:31:23 UTC
*DIES* I did. Holy crap. The Watchmen thread killed me.

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