[Fic] Let's give them something to talk about

[dytabytes]

Title: Let's give them something to talk about
Characters: Guy Gardner/Kyle Rayner sort of
Warning: None
Word Count: ~850
Summary: Iolande has some questions about a certain human custom.

AN: Boys are dumb.

Comments

[iambickilometer]

Kyle is my favourite in this one by the way

I HAD SO MUCH FUN ENABLING YOU

[dytabytes]

I love it when Kyle gets sassy c:

HE IS NOT A FAINTING UKE he's just very easily beat on by strong women XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Oh Donna. Oh Jade. They had him so whipped XD

[crimsonquills]

*laughing* Best. Possible. Ending. *grins* Yanking Hal's chain will never get less amusing.

Also, it is a good thing Kyle spotted Hal and had his idea, because I think he and Guy might have gotten indecent for being in public otherwise. Neither of them was remotely close to stopping. :-D

[dytabytes]

*g* I was going to leave the ending out, actually, but then Finches whapped the "BUT SHOULDN'T THIS BE GEN FIC" out of me.

Oh my god, it's true XD Lanterns play to win... although I'm fairly sure no one would have minded since hey, everyone already knew that human mating rituals were weird.

[crimsonquills]

It would still have been awesome as gen fic, but I admit I do like the slashy option better. :-D

I have kind of a bunny about human mating dating habits and aliens and how that works out with Kyle and Soranik and then Kyle and Guy, but it's totally contradictory to what we see in the books, so it shall probably never be written. But I do like the idea of how attitudes about these things vary!

[gogglehead84]

Hahaha, Hal's the gay chicken XD. Awesome.

[dytabytes]

Hal will always be the gay chicken in my mind. Not for everyone, but I'm pretty sure that watching Kyle and Guy make out is like watching his little brothers go at it XD

Also, being Silver Age, Hal make the most hilarious NO faces.

[the_protagonist]

This is amazing. AMAZING. I kind of can't stop grinning stupidly at the screen.

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/laughs

I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[caiusmajor]

HEEE.

(Hal would TOTALLY not chicken out if it were Ollie. OTOH, Ollie would not be playing this game; he would be telling everyone how homophobic it is.)

[dytabytes]

pffffffffff well, I mean. I could see Ollie playing if he were peer-pressured into it. After all, he is completely at ease with his sexuality. XD

[caiusmajor]

Right, and then the entire Green Lantern Corps would get to see Hal and Ollie fucking. :D

[dytabytes]

Nah, Hal would probably ring them somewhere the moment they started actually kissing.

... then they'd get disqualified from gay chicken. You can't play gay chicken if you're not straight XD