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[mayflyhunter]

C-C'mon... this's gotta be some k-kinda joke... why's it so cold out here...?

[This blonde gunman is on his way back to Midgard, huddled up in only his shirt. And whining like a winner.]

Comments

[larva_ismybitch]

It might help if you dressed more warmly.

[mayflyhunter]

W-Well I was! But... then there was this guy who looked real cold and I thought maybe he needed some help...

[larva_ismybitch]

That's very kind of you, but now I'm afraid you inspire the same sentiment in others.

[mayflyhunter]

... Isn't that a good thing?

[meteor_rains]

Usually gets cold in the winter.

[mayflyhunter]

[He stares for a moment. He's never seen another person with hair even remotely styled like his, and this... derails his monologue of woe.]

...

How the heck'd you get your hair to do that?

He'll teach you, Vash. You guys are roomies, after all 8D

[meteor_rains]

[Had he really just asked that? His eyes widen a bit in surprise.]

It does it on it's own. I have to move the pieces around to get them to lay right, but it's mostly just a get up and go.

[There is a short motion with his head.]

Nothing compared to yours.

Aww, Chocobo-head roomies!

[mayflyhunter]

[Yes, yes he did just ask that. And now he peers closer, as if trying to decide whether or not Cloud's telling the truth.]

Man! You... really got lucky there, didn't you?

[greasemunkygal]

It's cause it's winter. [She falls into step with him.] It gets cold in winter, y'know. Where's your jacket?

[mayflyhunter]

... What's winter?

[greasemunkygal]

...You don't know what winter is? [Bwuh?]