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[deathbybazooka]

*Still marching/stalking around the area, getting a feel for the land and atmosphere*

*And then, he stops. Realization sets in.*

Oh my Go-

*Still frozen in place*

...There is no mayonnaise.

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[voicelessengel]

-Tilts her head peeking up at the frozen man, blinking.-

[deathbybazooka]

...Hn? *Turns his head to look at the girl*

What.

[voicelessengel]

-Flinches and shakes her head, cowering back-

[deathbybazooka]

Ahhh? What's the matter? Speak up!

[hong_se]

There is no...mayonnaise?

Do you need a doctor?

[deathbybazooka]

Yes. Mayonnaise. A food of the gods, almost.

No, I'm perfectly fine.

[hong_se]

*intrigued by his neurosis*

Let me get this straight...of all the things to get worried about in this place, you pick...mayonnaise.

[deathbybazooka]

Hey, it's my only source of food. Everything else pales in comparison.

[akadeadpool]

AND THERE NEVER WILL BE ANY!

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Forced to cannibalize people in your insane lust for that delicious processed egg sauce of the GODS!

[deathbybazooka]

Wh-

....

LIES. LIIIIES!!!

Icon just there ->

[deathbybazooka]

...

*twitch* That voice.

[deathbybazooka]

H- *JAB'D. Falls over*

*Wheezes and then gets back up in a flash, facing Okita*

Grkfghfk SOUGO!!!

[soulofthestorm]

Mayonnaise.

[deathbybazooka]

Yes.

[soulofthestorm]

And this is important, why?

[deathbybazooka]

It's a staple in my diet. I'm going through withdrawal.